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Reply #420
by Napoleon BonaPARTY on 29 Jul, 2012 15:13
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Granted, you are only a marginally less horrible human being...yet you are still horrible.
I wish Reddit would die.
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Reply #421
by Leetgrain on 29 Jul, 2012 15:33
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Granted, BUT YOUR FACE IS A BALLOOOOOOOOON (Add extra O's for even more added drama!)
I wish my wishes weren't corrupted in any way, but were followed through 100%, no 'catches' or anything along those lines.
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Reply #422
by Hair Slut on 29 Jul, 2012 15:34
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Granted, but then all the Pedophiles, bronies and furries that inhabit it terrorize the internet.
I wish DayZ would be better optimized and less complicated
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Reply #423
by WR_ on 29 Jul, 2012 18:06
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Granted, but oh wait, its mac.
I wish I had 1million euros.
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Reply #424
by Boxman on 29 Jul, 2012 18:30
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Granted, but oh wait, its mac.
I wish I had 1million euros.
Granted, but every single bill and coin is split in fourths.
I wish bitches ain't be cray.
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Reply #425
by Cortez (Mr. T. FOO!) on 29 Jul, 2012 22:23
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Granted but it only makes your right arm ripped so everyone knows you spend 24/7 spending "me" time
I wish that I was
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Reply #426
by Nelth on 29 Jul, 2012 22:37
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Granted but you became
when you lost your glasses
I wish that I won't get sniped going into the airfield.
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Reply #427
by Leomire on 29 Jul, 2012 22:55
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Granted, but now you get sniped everywhere else.
I wish I didn't have the worst luck.
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Reply #428
by Mr.TheDoctor on 30 Jul, 2012 15:13
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Granted, but now you simply cook from the inside out.
I wish I had a garage filled with dead orphans.
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Reply #429
by Cortez (Mr. T. FOO!) on 30 Jul, 2012 17:03
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Granted, except they're are orphans from musicals so now you will be haunted by musical ghosts for the rest of your life
I wish that I didn't have to live on this planet anymore
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Reply #430
by Inject OH 4 on 30 Jul, 2012 19:46
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Granted but now you live on Tas-mon-do a planet where all humans are enslaves and beaten daily, and your their 10th human.
I wish I could lucid dream every night how I want to or at least one good one. Also has to be vivid. I've tried
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Reply #431
by (=CG=) DoomBringerDANTE on 30 Jul, 2012 20:19
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Granted but now you live on Tas-mon-do a planet where all humans are enslaves and beaten daily, and your their 10th human.
I wish I could lucid dream every night how I want to or at least one good one. Also has to be vivid. I've tried
Granted, You find out though at the end of your lucid dreams mickey mouse Rapes you.
I wish
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Reply #432
by Yahtzee on 30 Jul, 2012 20:28
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Granted. You find that you cant come up with a good wish. You die alone.
I wish I had a internet cat.
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Reply #433
by Lone Mudkips on 31 Jul, 2012 02:24
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Granted, but you will get clawed to shreds by one.
I wish I have twenty dollars so Slenderman won't get me.
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Reply #434
by Mr.TheDoctor on 31 Jul, 2012 04:18
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Granted, but instead the Rake rapes you while slendy watches and tips him your 20 dollars.
I wish somebody loved me.