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Reply #435
by holydeath98 on 31 Jul, 2012 04:20
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Granted, too bad its me
i wish i had a bottomless bag of tasty chips
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Reply #436
by Leomire on 31 Jul, 2012 04:42
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Granted but you died from over eating the chips.
I wish I could remember things better
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Reply #437
by Mr.TheDoctor on 31 Jul, 2012 05:23
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Granted but you only remember vivid scarring horrific details of terribly insignificant events
I wish I could be admin.
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Reply #438
by holydeath98 on 31 Jul, 2012 05:32
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granted, but its for a dead minecraft server that you have to pay for.
i wish i could fly without dying
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Reply #439
by Inject OH 4 on 31 Jul, 2012 11:21
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granted, but its for a dead minecraft server that you have to pay for.
i wish i could fly without dying
granted, but 4 days later you die on the ground (while walking).
I wish I could feel awake when I'm trying to wake my self up in the morning.
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Reply #440
by Cortez (Mr. T. FOO!) on 31 Jul, 2012 11:59
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Granted, now whenever your subconscious mind wakes you up in the middle of the night because you have to piss or w/e you can't fall asleep again for exactly 14 hours.
I wish that the Dayz loot spawning wasn't so derp.
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Reply #441
by Ãeath. on 31 Jul, 2012 19:49
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Granted, but you can only play Runescape.
I wish for Chinese Food.
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Reply #442
by Mr.TheDoctor on 31 Jul, 2012 21:57
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Granted, but it gives you explosive burning diarrhea. Oh, and it's alive when you eat it.
I wish for a sexy lady with class but without hair on any place but her head to massage my back whilst naked and eating a bowl of Bolaro ice cream and smelling nice.
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Reply #443
by Ãeath. on 03 Aug, 2012 01:08
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Granted, but you're also a dead Dovahkiin.
I wish the Explosive Burning Diarreah Doc gave me went away.
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Reply #444
by theyankees213 on 05 Aug, 2012 20:30
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granted, but it is only the beta featuring the first 30 seconds
i wish tendovvi wouldnt snipe me anymore...
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Reply #445
by artixloktar on 05 Aug, 2012 20:59
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granted but I will snipe you instead
I wish I had more wishes
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Reply #446
by Leetgrain on 05 Aug, 2012 22:20
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Granted, But you only wish to give me handjobs.
I wish Artix'd stop giving me handjobs and start rubbing off Old Crow.
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Reply #447
by artixloktar on 05 Aug, 2012 23:34
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granted, but you got to jerk me off also.
I wish i didn't have to wish
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Reply #448
by Ãeath. on 06 Aug, 2012 00:59
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Granted, but the happy end to nothing is nothing.
I wish for some spare cash to materialize out of nothing.
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Reply #449
by MeOwMoO on 06 Aug, 2012 01:25
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Granted, but you got robbed.
I wish potato chips were blue