Corrupt-a-wish!!!

[Lone Mudkips]

granted, but you have to pay $5 for DLCs online.

I wish I can take over the world... WITH SCIENCE!

[Pyro]

Granted, but Cave Johnson went mad and burned your house down, WITH THE LEMONS

I wish I can get combustible lemons too

[xXdarkmanXx]

granted, but they killed u with science
i wish i can partisepate in this earlier

[Old Crow]

Granted, but you bad spelling means nobody can understand you

I wish i had admin powers in real life!

[Sniper no Sniping]

Granted, but the power to do nothing is not very exciting.

I wish that i could think of a wish.

[xXdarkmanXx]

granted. but it got corrupeted 
i wish i can SPELL better

[Sniper no Sniping]

Granted, but with all the spells you now know, you still can't improve your terrible Grammar.

I wish the  would stop  the  until the  and  until  came.

[xXdarkmanXx]

granted, but the smilies are a lie
i wish i had a monkey

[Lone Mudkips]

Granted, but the monkey threw crap at you and ran away.
I wish I was augmented and be like Adam Jensen.

[Hair Slut]

Granted, but it turns out You never asked for this and they take them away, and you die.

[Inject OH 4]

I wish people would have wishes after they corrupt the person above and play the game correctly.

[xXdarkmanXx]

grante, but hair slut broke that wish
i wish inject would kill miley cyrus

[Dante]

Granted,
but inject becomes the new miley cyrus.
I wish this thread was necroed,
Oh wait...

[Inject OH 4]

Granted but its Ok since its a continuation thread.

I wish people were online when i wanted them to be.

[xXdarkmanXx]

granted but they willn't talk to u
i wish i had a better sense of humor