Corrupt-a-wish!!!

[Sniper no Sniping]

Granted, but it's crunchy and a little dry.

I wish i had an icecream truck.

[Cortez (Mr. T. FOO!)]

Granted but it drove away and you couldn't catch up like in that one 90's commercial

I wish I could play guitar

[ELBdelorean]

You can but the guitar's strings is made of spikes.

I wish Arrested Development didn't get canceled.

[Shenannergans]

Fine, but all of the new episodes suck.

I wish the internet had more mature people.

[Sniper no Sniping]

granted, but you werent specific enough and they are made of chese.

I wish  was less Disco-y

[Pyro]

granted but the attacked you and you are now dead

I wish I have the most powerful computer in the world

[Cortez (Mr. T. FOO!)]

Granted but it's the size of your house and can only calculate Pi

I wish I had a the killing floor wasn't broken for mac

[Shenannergans]

Granted, but then your power went out permanently.

I wish that everyone would stop spamming troll emoticons in their posts.
 

[TowerSheep]

Granted but now you cannot access the internet.

I wish Wholegrain was around more.

[Pyro]

granted, but now he is permanently high and is therefor unable to speak 

I wish I had the most powerful computer wich isn't the size of a house and isn't able to calculate Pi! 

[Sniper no Sniping]

Granted, but it's so powerful that Goku finds it a suitable challenge and blows it up.

I wish Snarf came back in Thundercats.

[Pyro]

Granted, but he was struck by lightning and died

I wish Goku isn't able to destroy my powerful computer

[Sniper no Sniping]

Granted, so Regan came and broke it.

I wish Pyro would stop trying to make his wish uncorruptible.

[Pyro]

granted, but now you died because you felt so guilty

I wish Sniper no Sniping cannot wish that my wishes are uncorruptible

[Cortez (Mr. T. FOO!)]

granted, but I can

I wish that video games weren't so expensive