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Reply #960
by Obviously not Gopib on 30 Sep, 2013 22:20
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Granted, but it eats a baby yoshi and dies from choking.
I wish I exploded from rainbow nukes.
Granted, you then wake up.
I wish I owned a solar system.
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Reply #961
by nucleartaco on 30 Sep, 2013 22:32
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Granted, but you can never see it so whats the point?
I wish I had all de moneyz in da world
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Reply #962
by Old Crow on 14 Nov, 2013 02:22
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Granted, but its only able to be played due to giving Diretide ༼ 㤠◕_â—• ༽ã¤
I wish Diretide wasn't real
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Reply #963
by Ãeath. on 14 Nov, 2013 04:18
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༼ 㤠◕_â—• ༽ã¤
i wish for more memes
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Reply #964
by Obviously not Gopib on 14 Nov, 2013 04:23
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Reply #965
by Old Crow on 15 Nov, 2013 19:41
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You F*cking did it wrong!
I wish I was already done with school
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Reply #966
by Obviously not Gopib on 21 Nov, 2013 23:19
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You F*cking did it wrong!
I wish I was already done with school
Granted, and now that you've dropped out you can pursue that thug life career you've been dreaming of.
I wish I had a watermelon. And some KFC. And some Purple Drank. And some Gold Chains.
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Reply #967
by Old Crow on 21 Nov, 2013 23:28
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Granted, but the only place you can have all of it is in space
I wish my free HBO came with Game of Thrones on demand >.<
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Reply #968
by Inject OH 4 on 22 Nov, 2013 00:54
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Granted but the show immediately goes off air from lack of funding afterword ending in mid episode.
I wish the old Miley Cyrus would come back. (The version of her when she didn't cut all her hair off... 18?)
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Reply #969
by Pillz on 25 Nov, 2013 14:31
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Granted but she immediately stops her music career after finding out what it does to her later and becomes an actor and better person.
I wish my mom didn't still have my vacuum.
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Reply #970
by Leetgrain on 25 Nov, 2013 14:45
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Granted, but she's refitted a RapeX to the nozzle after what happened last time.
I wish I could get away with robbing a bank in real life
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Reply #971
by Napoleon BonaPARTY on 30 Nov, 2013 19:35
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Granted, but you kill someone in the act and feel morally troubled and weighed down with guilt for the rest of your dirty life.
I wish I was good at playing Dota 2
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Reply #972
by M-Dawg on 26 Jan, 2014 22:00
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Granted, but the standard of a "good" player has raised substantially, so compared to the best players in the world you still suck.
I wish I had teh moolayz
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Reply #973
by Wervelf on 07 Mar, 2014 04:07
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Granted, but the standard of a "good" player has raised substantially, so compared to the best players in the world you still suck.
I wish I had teh moolayz
I wanted to continue further but i did not get what "teh moolayz" meant.
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Reply #974
by Milkman007 on 07 Mar, 2014 20:33
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Granted, you now know how to translate all slang in the world, understanding what teh moolayz means, however now you can read all spray paint graffiti fluently and you realize they all are statements about how to improve our government. You take this knowledge into office and win the presidency. However, while in the backstreet reading graffiti, you catch a cold, and because of that cold on you're first day in office you sneeze and bump into the button to nuke you're grandmothers house.
I wish all people that pronounced "gif" as "jif" switched over to "gif"