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Reply #855
by Old Crow on 01 Apr, 2013 02:32
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Granted, but they placed within Fort Knox, so you can't get to them despite owning them
I wish I had 4,000 posts
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Reply #856
by Bigsister on 01 Apr, 2013 08:41
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Granted, but after typing 999 post in a single hour you get carpal tunnel so severely that you have to get your hands amputated.
I wish I was accepted into MIT with a full ride scholarship.
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Reply #857
by Leetgrain on 20 Apr, 2013 16:32
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Granted, but you can only LET a certain someone from CG have a "Full-ride", if you know what I mean
(Btw that certain someone's me ;3)I wish Tyber liked old-man Clint Eastwood.
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Reply #858
by Christovski on 20 Apr, 2013 17:14
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Granted, he marries him and Cadaver gets jealous.
I wish trolling was against the law and punished with excessive force.
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Reply #859
by Leetgrain on 20 Apr, 2013 17:33
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Denied, umad?
I wish that I was immune to Chris's advances
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Reply #860
by UnknownError on 20 Apr, 2013 20:29
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Granted, everyone you ever "<3" comes back and beats you up. This includes, Chris, Me, Tyber, Red, and Oobla.
I wish leet would pick me
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Reply #861
by Cortez (Mr. T. FOO!) on 20 Apr, 2013 20:36
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Granted, but Leetgrain's arms give out and you break your tailbone from the fall.
I wish for all of the moneyz
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Reply #862
by Link236 on 20 Apr, 2013 22:38
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Granted, but since you have ALL the money, you're a huge target and get assassinated.
I wish I had Google Fiber.
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Reply #863
by Acebombastic on 20 Apr, 2013 22:55
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Granted, but since you have ALL the money, you're a huge target and get assassinated.
I wish I had Google Fiber.
Granted, but you watch too much HD porn and break your dick.
I wish North Korea and South Korea just got along.
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Reply #864
by Link236 on 21 Apr, 2013 00:50
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Granted, but then they nuke the whole world.
I wish I could type faster.
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Reply #865
by Acebombastic on 21 Apr, 2013 01:38
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Granted, but then they nuke the whole world.
I wish I could type faster.
Granted, you now type over 100 wpm but with only 5% accuracy.
I wish Jimmy Johns delivered to my area.
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Reply #866
by Sk8ty(GlaDOS) on 26 Apr, 2013 18:46
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Granted, but once you get him he turns into this
I wish Blackllama would stop posting for a few weeks
Granted, but not.
I wish old crow would not wish for that.
Granted. But The crow will rape you in your sleep.
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Reply #867
by Link236 on 26 Apr, 2013 18:57
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Erm.. *here's where the corruption to the nonexistent wish goes*
Anyway, I wish my dog didn't have an affection for ripping up paper towels all around the house.
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Reply #868
by Leetgrain on 26 Apr, 2013 19:10
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Granted, but it turns out that paper was the only thing keeping your dog from turning into a zombie, well done.
I wish getting onto HRT was so much easier.
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Reply #869
by Phoenix on 27 Apr, 2013 11:01
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Granted, but its in the sun
i wish i was the sun