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Reply #180
by Takeo The Wise Wolf on 18 Jul, 2011 18:19
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Granted, but now there are MORE idiots online than usual.
I wish that wishing wishes was easier to wish for.
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Reply #181
by Leomire on 18 Jul, 2011 18:43
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Granted but your wishes don't come true
I wish I had some Dosh.
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Reply #182
by M-Dawg on 18 Jul, 2011 19:12
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Granted, but Dosh in the language of derping means tits, so now you are stuck with big tits for the rest of your life.
I wish Prince of Orange could stop whining.
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Reply #183
by Coreybush11 on 21 Jul, 2011 22:02
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Granted, but the Prince of Watermelons begins whining.
I wish for a sandwich with terryaki chicken, bacon, mozzarella cheese, and pepperoni that never runs out, can be stored in a small container, and stays warm all the time.
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Reply #184
by Patric123456 on 22 Jul, 2011 02:54
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Granted but it all tastes like pee
I wish trolls would always be full
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Reply #185
by CamperStrike on 24 Jul, 2011 06:45
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Granted, but you would have to troll someone succesfully at least once a day or a pack of wild animals would come and rape you.
I wish my wishes had no corruption.
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Reply #186
by Takeo The Wise Wolf on 26 Jul, 2011 05:29
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Granted, but now you get assraped repeatedly by homosexual rhinos who can't be wished away, it always hurts like it's the first time and you keep getting razowire in your urethra.
I wish I had a wish that couldn't be wished for.
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Reply #187
by M-Dawg on 29 Jul, 2011 01:15
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Granted, but you now also have a hope that can't be hoped for, so you will never have the courage to accomplish that hope.
I wish that all patriotic Americans could not be so biased for their country & not be so ignorant/biased AGAINST other countries (not only Canada, mind you.)
Sincerely, an unbiased Canadian
(And yes, I have recently come across a biased & ignorant American who seems to be willing to suck his country's cock if he had the chance.)
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Reply #188
by Inject OH 4 on 04 Aug, 2011 17:50
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Granted but then America is considered kind. This seems like a threat to china and China Blow up the world
I wish people would post in the Corrupt a wish thread more often -_-
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Reply #189
by Cadaver on 04 Aug, 2011 18:11
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Granted, but then you miss out on McDonald's more...
I wish I had a million wishes
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Reply #190
by Coreybush11 on 04 Aug, 2011 18:12
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Granted, but you are unoriginal and need to think of better wishes.
I wish I had fingernails on my eyes that enable me to fly away to new heights and poop on passerby.
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Reply #191
by Takeo The Wise Wolf on 08 Aug, 2011 04:43
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Granted, but they rip off after one crap and you fall down in to a waste treatment plant.
I wish I had bought Microsoft shares when they were penny stocks.
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Reply #192
by Cortez (Mr. T. FOO!) on 08 Aug, 2011 11:30
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Granted but because you go back in time to do it you rip a hole in the time space continuum and now Mac is the superior computer race
I wish that I had a job
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Reply #193
by ninjarocket on 08 Aug, 2011 14:13
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Granted. your local pimp gave you a nice street corner to look for clients.
I wish that I was a baller
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Reply #194
by Jorgen on 08 Aug, 2011 17:34
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you were a baller, you are now black and you will end upp in a gang fight and die tomorrow
I wish I got money to fuck sexy stdfree bitches