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Reply #75
by san445 on 13 May, 2011 19:18
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granted, your a dinosaur smoking crack on the balcony of jesuses house eating mcdonalds toenails
I wish i had teeth.
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Reply #76
by Inject OH 4 on 13 May, 2011 19:19
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granted but theirs nothing to eat anymore so you die of starvation and have nothing to use your teeth on.
I wish I had a gun.
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Reply #77
by san445 on 13 May, 2011 19:21
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granted, but a misfire leaves you penisless and blind.
I wish I was smart
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Reply #78
by Inject OH 4 on 13 May, 2011 19:21
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Gran... wait no that couldn't happen.
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Reply #79
by (=CG=) DoomBringerDANTE on 13 May, 2011 19:22
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Granted, But your body is shared with a demon which takes over when brain function is needed.
I wish I could conjure whales above peoples heads in a milisecond.
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Reply #80
by Cadaver on 13 May, 2011 20:09
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Granted, but you misjudged, and now are flat...
Wish I could think of something good for dinner...
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Reply #81
by AlphaWeeaboo on 13 May, 2011 20:10
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Granted but you suck at cooking.
I wish I had a bag full of infinite potato chips.
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Reply #82
by Cadaver on 13 May, 2011 20:11
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Granted, but they are those little shards you find at the bottom of the bag... Always.
Wish I could fly.
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Reply #83
by (=CG=) DoomBringerDANTE on 13 May, 2011 20:15
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Granted, But you fly by farting poisonus gas which eventually kills you.
I wish for infinit Socks.
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Reply #84
by Sejo Mino on 13 May, 2011 23:58
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Granted, but those socks are always sweaty and dirty. ( XP ) ( your socs are always dirty anyway )
I wish Doc Mentalist wouldn't hack.
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Reply #85
by Inject OH 4 on 14 May, 2011 00:01
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Granted... But everyone else does.
I wish I had a P90.
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Reply #86
by Sejo Mino on 14 May, 2011 00:20
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Granted but the P90 is a fake and worthless. XP
I wish my wish was corrupted. : )
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Reply #87
by AlphaWeeaboo on 14 May, 2011 01:01
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Granted but the result sucked.
I wish anime girls were real
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Reply #88
by (=CG=) DoomBringerDANTE on 14 May, 2011 04:35
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Granted, but they kill you for being 3D and or give you paper cuts on your dick.
I wish to have the power to negate everyone elses corrupted wishes.
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Reply #89
by Timmy on 14 May, 2011 11:43
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Granted, but this thread stops existing
I wish I could make dubstep/techno sounds with only my voice