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Offline san445

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #75 on: May 13, 2011, 07:18:00 PM »
granted, your a dinosaur smoking crack on the balcony of jesuses house eating mcdonalds toenails
I wish i had teeth.
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Offline Inject OH 4

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #76 on: May 13, 2011, 07:19:22 PM »
granted but theirs nothing to eat anymore so you die of starvation and have nothing to use your teeth on.

I wish I had a gun.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #76 on: May 13, 2011, 07:19:22 PM »

Offline san445

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #77 on: May 13, 2011, 07:21:23 PM »
granted, but a misfire leaves you penisless and blind.
I wish I was smart
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Offline Inject OH 4

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #78 on: May 13, 2011, 07:21:57 PM »
Gran... wait no that couldn't happen.  parrot
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We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.
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Valuve Admin Steve: If not we at valve can act as a "guardian gateway".
Valuve Admin Steve: I will be your daddy.
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Offline (=CG=) DoomBringerDANTE

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #79 on: May 13, 2011, 07:22:48 PM »
Granted, But your body is shared with a demon which takes over when brain function is needed.
I wish I could conjure whales above peoples heads in a milisecond.
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Quotes From/About Malkavians:
"Hee, hee! Watch it squirm! Now poke out its eyes!" - the last words heard by a victim of a Malkavian connoisseur.------
"When a Malkavian speaks, listen.  When a Malkavian acts, leave. 
When two Malkavians gather, run."
-Gangrel, on Malkavians------
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Offline Cadaver

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #80 on: May 13, 2011, 08:09:30 PM »
Granted, but you misjudged, and now are flat...

Wish I could think of something good for dinner...
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #81 on: May 13, 2011, 08:10:19 PM »
Granted but you suck at cooking.

I wish I had a bag full of infinite potato chips.
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Offline Cadaver

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #82 on: May 13, 2011, 08:11:30 PM »
Granted, but they are those little shards you find at the bottom of the bag... Always.

Wish I could fly.
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Offline (=CG=) DoomBringerDANTE

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #83 on: May 13, 2011, 08:15:24 PM »
Granted, But you fly by farting poisonus gas which eventually kills you.
I wish for infinit Socks.
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http://wiki.white-wolf.com/worldofdarkness/index.php?title=Malkavian
Quotes From/About Malkavians:
"Hee, hee! Watch it squirm! Now poke out its eyes!" - the last words heard by a victim of a Malkavian connoisseur.------
"When a Malkavian speaks, listen.  When a Malkavian acts, leave. 
When two Malkavians gather, run."
-Gangrel, on Malkavians------
"When you find yourself falling into madness, dive!" Malkavian saying---

Offline Sejo Mino

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #84 on: May 13, 2011, 11:58:47 PM »
Granted, but those socks are always sweaty and dirty. ( XP ) ( your socs are always dirty anyway )

I wish Doc Mentalist wouldn't hack.
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Offline Inject OH 4

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #85 on: May 14, 2011, 12:01:20 AM »
Granted... But everyone else does.

I wish I had a P90.
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We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.
Quote from:  Zombie
Valuve Admin Steve: If not we at valve can act as a "guardian gateway".
Valuve Admin Steve: I will be your daddy.
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Offline Sejo Mino

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #86 on: May 14, 2011, 12:20:21 AM »
Granted but the P90 is a fake and worthless. XP

I wish my wish was corrupted. : )
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Offline AlphaWeeaboo

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #87 on: May 14, 2011, 01:01:11 AM »
Granted but the result sucked.

I wish anime girls were real
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Offline (=CG=) DoomBringerDANTE

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #88 on: May 14, 2011, 04:35:54 AM »
Granted, but they kill you for being 3D and or give you paper cuts on your dick.
I wish to have the power to negate everyone elses corrupted wishes.
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http://wiki.white-wolf.com/worldofdarkness/index.php?title=Malkavian
Quotes From/About Malkavians:
"Hee, hee! Watch it squirm! Now poke out its eyes!" - the last words heard by a victim of a Malkavian connoisseur.------
"When a Malkavian speaks, listen.  When a Malkavian acts, leave. 
When two Malkavians gather, run."
-Gangrel, on Malkavians------
"When you find yourself falling into madness, dive!" Malkavian saying---

Offline Timmy

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #89 on: May 14, 2011, 11:43:28 AM »
Granted, but this thread stops existing
I wish I could make dubstep/techno sounds with only my voice
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #89 on: May 14, 2011, 11:43:28 AM »
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