Beer for me really depends on what brand, I like budweiser and heineken. I tolerate tuborg and carlsberg.
Anyways I don't really drink blends, I've tried jack and coke and that sucks dick, much better clean. A good glass of whiskey is like heaven in a glass, not sure why I feel like that but either way. Most people I know as of lately don't drink to get fucked up, seeing as that is retarded and you hardly get anything out of it. So for the people thinking people who drink are usofisticated brutes, that is sort of a stupid thought =P
Drinking till you feel the buzz is much better, just feel alitle good and chatty, it is all ya need. For all of the sober people I really would want to see you in a norwegian night club going up to the ladies.
anyways, favourite drink must be a glass of clean jack. It is the only one that really stands out of the crowd to me, everything else tastes like soda so that you don't realise you are getting fucked up. Sorta like the day I was given a 1,5 liter bottle of strong mojito and drank that shit, thought it was soda... got FUCKED UP, since I just continued drinking. favourite blend must be jagerbombs, I guess.
worst drink by far akevit or slowly drinking clean tequila. For blends I would have to go with I don't even remember some random drink I got while I was in a nightclub, I asked to be suprised and I was...
Well drinking to get fucked up IS getting a buzz for some people, usually long term drinkers or "alcoholics" I guess I should say. Some nights you'd rather pour a few shots of tequila and knock 2-3 back at a time maybe go bang somebody, some nights you wanna just kick back on the couch and drink a beer or six over the next few hours.
If you don't like beer, keep trying it; it's usually not till you've drank you're 15th whole can of beer that you begin finding it refreshing&enjoyable and you're able to distinguish flavors more. The GF refuses to drink any beer but Miller HighLife for some reason, oh and she'll drink those Bud Light Limes too; so if you don't like beer maybe start with those two. If your first beers were lagers like Yuengling and Steel Reserve, it might be a little much for your virgin taste buds. I enjoy Steel Reserve Lager 40oz's because it's hardly 3$ and is all you need for the night and you can get fucked up if you drink fast enough, but I don't recommend this at all. Throwing up is not fun.
Basic NonBeer Blends-
Lemonade&Vodka
CherryLimeade&Vodka/Tequila
Pepsi&Sour Mash Bourbon = Favorite
Mountain Dew&Vodka
OrangeCrush&Rum
OrangeJuice&Vodka+Kush?
Fireball Whiskey+Coke = for waffulz
Like Llama said though, Alcohol is terrible for you and your brain would thank you if you never drank it. Just don't drink it everyday for your whole life or you're going to blow up. Use careful moderation, and don't poison yourself.
Off-Topic Cigar/Smoking-
Novice smokers often inhale too much smoke and often choke or "swallow" smoke; and this usually causes gagging, coughing and in the case of black n milds/cigars/cigarettes you will probably throw up. It's not as much as an issue with marijuana though, but the much harsher tobaccos will make you feel sick to your stomach. One of the first days I smoked a Black n Mild I inhaled wrong, coughed and accidentally swallowed some; and I never threw up but I felt sick to my stomach for the next four hours.
When you inhale, also breathe in air every second or two to check your lungs, and don't inhale until you feel you can't anymore. You'll probably cough and die, and with Cigars I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to really inhale much at all. You inhale the amount you want, and then stop; you shouldn't feel anything unless you try inhaling more air on top of it, then you'll feel the need to start coughing. You just blow out when you're ready, and then proceed to see where your limit is and what you're comfortable taking in on the next puff or two.
It's completely pointless to smoke Cigars/Blacks though, they're like 5-200 cigarettes in one and unless you're already a nicotine fiend you should stay away. Honestly everything in this thread is bad for you, especially the alcohol. But as long as you know you know you're destroying your brain it's okay, because knowing is half the battle!