Aw shit Cortez that's fucked up!
I am still looking for some gifts to give you!
Get well soon buddy. Reeves will take care of me.
And hey, if you ever need advice talk to reeves. Or something, I don't know. WHY SHOULD I BE HAPPY.
Maybe this will help:
http://www.thebeaverton.com/chris-hadfield-ejected-from-movie-theatre-for-loudly-heckling-gravity.htm