So it looks like the flooring in my house is going to take an extra day or two. So I am extending my time away until the 14th. It may be done earlier still, but the construction crew hit a snag and I don't know how long it's going to take to fix it.
This incompetency must not be tolerated. Break a finger for every extra hour it takes.
Alright, well you didn't specify that they had to be my fingers. So, I will find whatever fingers I can. (No changing what you said now. 'Tis written in metaphorical stone.)
I intended for to break the construction crew's fingers. Your masochistic subconscious assumed I meant you.
Well, if I break the construction crews fingers, then I don't have a construction crew to put the floors in. So your *insert big word here* brain should've thought that one through. Bitch.