'Five-a-side wizard death' brought to mind something Harry Potter-related before DoTA; not super enticing for the Wired reader who isn't a gamer or MOBA player already. (And really, most aren't even wizards...)
It's part of dutch culture if you like it or not. Nothing you can do about, if you don't like dutch culture, like many other europeans, you can always leave Holland, except you prefer to stay here because of economical reasons.
I think Vigil or Lair of the Shadowbroker are probably my favorite tracks from Mass Effect. The end credits song for Dragon Age 2 introduced me to Florence and the Machine, so another plus from Bioware.
I'm a Harry Potter fan so I really liked the movies. Of course books are much better so maybe you should try and read them first. The first two movies/books are mostly for kids but the rest of them are a bit darker and more for adults.
This is such a bad way to disown music artest and especially music people like. For the Cher Lloyd she's talking about outhrr girls not just her and I Wish is a good song.