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CG Main => Debate Forum => Topic started by: Leetgrain on February 12, 2012, 06:36:47 PM
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You have to post what you think the best way to get rid of a body and "evidence" where the person dies from a gunshot wound. (Totally not using this for use in the real world,if you believe that.)
SILLY ANSWERS ALLOWED
In my opinion,Make Hannibal Lecter eat the body!
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Realisticly: Burn and bury i guess.
Other: ..... Give it to waffuls.
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barrel + acid :P
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Put it in a black guys truck trollface
In all seriousness, I have heard flareguns can burn a body to nothing in a matter of seconds.
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barrel + acid :P
i agree, barrel and highly concentrated acid plus a dumping ground would work great,then theres the matter of cleanup of the murder site, then disposal of tools, replacement of said tools and some wear, a clear conscience, dont act too normal or out of the ordinary-IE dont act like nothing is wrong, react like you would when you hear of a death, if somehow made to assist in the investigation dont lead them way off, just enough like the body is in the city but dont know what dump/lot/river and DONT TELL ANYONE OR SPEAK OF IT! all i can think of
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You have to post what you think the best way to get rid of a body and "evidence" where the person dies from a gunshot wound. (Totally not using this for use in the real world,if you believe that.)
SILLY ANSWERS ALLOWED
In my opinion,Make Hannibal Lecter eat the body!
WHO DID YOU KILL?
Besides, eat them. I find it a.. "juicy" way to go..? /slapped for horrible pun usage
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barrel + acid :P
i agree, barrel and highly concentrated acid plus a dumping ground would work great,then theres the matter of cleanup of the murder site, then disposal of tools, replacement of said tools and some wear, a clear conscience, dont act too normal or out of the ordinary-IE dont act like nothing is wrong, react like you would when you hear of a death, if somehow made to assist in the investigation dont lead them way off, just enough like the body is in the city but dont know what dump/lot/river and DONT TELL ANYONE OR SPEAK OF IT! all i can think of
I have 2 say that most metal barrels acid goes right through. You will need some plastic bins of some sort. Metal barrels are used for mostly Flamable and Radiation stuff. XP
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Well from my experience of fps gaming, the best hiding spots are the most obvious ones. I say put it in the middle of a busy street.
Teh Perfect Camoflauge!
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Flare gun
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Take them up in a 2 seat aircraft, kick them out over the ocean, fly back like nothing happened.
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A large wooden barrel with a solution of water and sodium hydroxide. After most of the body has dissolved remove it from the barrel, but be careful of the chlorine gas if there is any left. Then take the remains and put them in the trunk of an old metal car with a car tire WITH the rim in the tire. Place hard wood in the back with the remains and add a generous amount of gasoline, but be careful gasoline is very volatile. Light it, shut the trunk and wait till the flames die down. You have just made a redneck crematorium. What you will have left if anything is fragments of the skull and possible other fragments of bones. REMOVE THE TEETH before you do anything. If you like use the charcoal left over from the burning to cook yourself up some burgers. Just scatter the rest of the dust of the body where ever. Or keep it in a urn in your house. the best place to hide something is in plain sight.
---side note when mixing sodium hydroxide with water. First add water to the barrel then the base or else it will blow up in your face.
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A large wooden barrel with a solution of water and sodium hydroxide. After most of the body has dissolved remove it from the barrel, but be careful of the chlorine gas if there is any left. Then take the remains and put them in the trunk of an old metal car with a car tire WITH the rim in the tire. Place hard wood in the back with the remains and add a generous amount of gasoline, but be careful gasoline is very volatile. Light it, shut the trunk and wait till the flames die down. You have just made a redneck crematorium. What you will have left if anything is fragments of the skull and possible other fragments of bones. REMOVE THE TEETH before you do anything. If you like use the charcoal left over from the burning to cook yourself up some burgers. Just scatter the rest of the dust of the body where ever. Or keep it in a urn in your house. the best place to hide something is in plain sight.
Personal note to self: Dont fuck with this dude.
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I think my digestive juices are strong enough for bones and what other poisons and shit are in one's body.
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I think my digestive juices are strong enough for bones and what other poisons and shit are in one's body.
Caution Corey will probably eat you
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aquire wood chipper, insert body (waffles for example), sell meat to butcher, ......, Profit?????
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Flare gun
Exactly. But you have to hang it first. To avoid burn marks.
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the criminal within me really appreciates this thread.....
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A) Find a giant leaf pile in a forest
B) Dig through the leaves and assorted brush
C) Place body
D) Cover with leaves and shit
E) Pee all over the seed to water it
F) Make babies
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Honestly what I would do is burn it then bury it in the woods where nobody will find it. Or dump it in the ocean/river if possible.
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Burning always helps, or sulfuric acid or whatever assorted goodies that help break things down. Either way if it's out of the way enough, and you don't think you could ever find your way back to it, it's good. Nearby woods will be searched if a bodies being looked for, so burying properly and making sure the location isn't obvious is important.
Unless you have a boat and an ocean and a rock and a rope. I wonder how many dead bodies there are along the sea floor tied to rocks... I guess sea life takes care of them. Then just cast your fishing line out immediately so you don't look suspicious, in the middle of the ocean. :D
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Donate to your local cannibal cult for a sweet profit.
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I've heard the golf stream is quite, lets say powerful. So if you ain't got the power or ingredients to make a potent acid (or other melting factors), maybe that would work.
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It's actually quite difficult to burn a body totally without covering it with a substance like napalm or white phosphorous which doesn't stop burning. The human body is 70% water after all.
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Then that water shall BURN for defying my demand.
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It's actually quite difficult to burn a body totally without covering it with a substance like napalm or white phosphorous which doesn't stop burning. The human body is 70% water after all.
Gasoline?
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put the body under 6 feet of concrete
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put the body under 6 feet of concrete
meh, too easy to find
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I've heard that there are butt loads of skeletons in tar pits, it could probably room some more XD
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You seem to hear a lot about the disposal of bodies Jorgan hmmm Meme9
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Lakes, anyone?
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Flare gun's would attract unwanted attention, Lakes don't decay bodies fast enough.
If the body's there laying, and if you used blunt force or projectiles, fill the top layer of the body with lye. Then pour buckets of water. This would cause an exothermic reaction, burning the body and masking the time of death. This would take a lot of time and lye.
Or if you want to completely lay low while transporting the body. Theres always the "Kansas City Shuffle"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EIpELQSjyM
Source: Watches too many movies
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My God, a movie that I've seen a part from.
This is amazing. And this is a good way to transport a body. OBVIOUS-NESS IS SNEAKY-EST.
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Ingenious!
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You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig"
(http://www.main5tream.com/guides/pics/snatch/vlc%202009-02-05%2005-44-59-26.jpg)
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Oh gawd
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Flare gun
Exactly. But you have to hang it first. To avoid burn marks.
that is literally a great idea, i always notice burn marks and use that as suspicions, hum hummmmmm!
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Flare gun
Exactly. But you have to hang it first. To avoid burn marks.
that is literally a great idea, i always notice burn marks and use that as suspicions, hum hummmmmm!
I'm not actually totally sure if it works or not, cause the body drops and it may still leave a mark. Should try it.
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It takes a lot to burn a fresh body, ever see a crematory? And those bodies tend to be a few days old. Even so, there would still be ashes on the floor and the smell of burning flesh. Quite unique I hear.
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Dress it up as a hobo and put it in a back alley. Nobody will go and see if he is dead. They will just assume he is some hobo sleeping.
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The easiest way is to put in a muslim veil and then float it down the ganges, no one will care because corpses float down it normally, and if your lucky one of the cannibalistic indian cultures will eat it.
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Dress it up as a hobo and put it in a back alley. Nobody will go and see if he is dead. They will just assume he is some hobo sleeping.
You just made my next murder so much simpler.
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(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0902/kill-it-with-fire-demotivational-poster-1235695993.jpg) (http://www.motifake.com/kill-it-with-fire-demotivational-posters-46563.html)
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A large wooden barrel with a solution of water and sodium hydroxide. After most of the body has dissolved remove it from the barrel, but be careful of the chlorine gas if there is any left. Then take the remains and put them in the trunk of an old metal car with a car tire WITH the rim in the tire. Place hard wood in the back with the remains and add a generous amount of gasoline, but be careful gasoline is very volatile. Light it, shut the trunk and wait till the flames die down. You have just made a redneck crematorium. What you will have left if anything is fragments of the skull and possible other fragments of bones. REMOVE THE TEETH before you do anything. If you like use the charcoal left over from the burning to cook yourself up some burgers. Just scatter the rest of the dust of the body where ever. Or keep it in a urn in your house. the best place to hide something is in plain sight.
---side note when mixing sodium hydroxide with water. First add water to the barrel then the base or else it will blow up in your face.
This is still the best and cleanist way.