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Offline holydeath98

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #435 on: July 31, 2012, 04:20:54 AM »
Granted, too bad its me

i wish i had a bottomless bag of tasty chips
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I don't know who you are or what you want. I don't have a lot of money but what i do have is a very particular set of skills. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you stop posting useless shit on the forums I will not look for you I will not pursue you. But if you continue I will find you. And I will kill you.

Offline Leomire

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #436 on: July 31, 2012, 04:42:50 AM »
Granted but you died from over eating the chips.

I wish I could remember things better
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #436 on: July 31, 2012, 04:42:50 AM »

Offline Mr.TheDoctor

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #437 on: July 31, 2012, 05:23:09 AM »
Granted but you only remember vivid scarring horrific details of terribly insignificant events

I wish I could be admin.
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10:53 PM - ??Mystery??: you could just tape their mouth shut and then rape them with a pencil and call their family and say you're the insurance guy and need they need to come in for the life insurance and when they get there tape their mouths and rape them with a pencil and then rinse and repeat with relatives
10:54 PM - ??Mystery??: but i mean
10:54 PM - ??Mystery??: you could just ignore it

Offline holydeath98

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #438 on: July 31, 2012, 05:32:44 AM »
granted, but its for a dead minecraft server that you have to pay for.

i wish i could fly without dying
« Last Edit: July 31, 2012, 05:37:06 AM by holydeath98 »
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I don't know who you are or what you want. I don't have a lot of money but what i do have is a very particular set of skills. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you stop posting useless shit on the forums I will not look for you I will not pursue you. But if you continue I will find you. And I will kill you.

Offline Inject OH 4

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #439 on: July 31, 2012, 11:21:18 AM »
Quote from: holydeath98 on July 31, 2012, 05:32:44 AM
granted, but its for a dead minecraft server that you have to pay for.

i wish i could fly without dying
granted, but 4 days later you die on the ground (while walking).

I wish I could feel awake when I'm trying to wake my self up in the morning.
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Offline Cortez (Mr. T. FOO!)

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #440 on: July 31, 2012, 11:59:52 AM »
Granted, now whenever your subconscious mind wakes you up in the middle of the night because you have to piss or w/e you can't fall asleep again for exactly 14 hours.

I wish that the Dayz loot spawning wasn't so derp.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #441 on: July 31, 2012, 07:49:24 PM »
Granted, but you can only play Runescape.

I wish for Chinese Food.
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Offline Mr.TheDoctor

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #442 on: July 31, 2012, 09:57:26 PM »
Granted, but it gives you explosive burning diarrhea. Oh, and it's alive when you eat it.

I wish for a sexy lady with class but without hair on any place but her head to massage my back whilst naked and eating a bowl of Bolaro ice cream and smelling nice.
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10:53 PM - ??Mystery??: you could just tape their mouth shut and then rape them with a pencil and call their family and say you're the insurance guy and need they need to come in for the life insurance and when they get there tape their mouths and rape them with a pencil and then rinse and repeat with relatives
10:54 PM - ??Mystery??: but i mean
10:54 PM - ??Mystery??: you could just ignore it

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #443 on: August 03, 2012, 01:08:46 AM »
Granted, but you're also a dead Dovahkiin.


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Offline theyankees213

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #444 on: August 05, 2012, 08:30:37 PM »
granted, but it is only the beta featuring the first 30 seconds

i wish tendovvi wouldnt snipe me anymore...
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Offline artixloktar

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #445 on: August 05, 2012, 08:59:02 PM »
granted but I will snipe you instead

I wish I had more wishes
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Offline Leetgrain

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #446 on: August 05, 2012, 10:20:45 PM »
Granted, But you only wish to give me handjobs.

I wish Artix'd stop giving me handjobs and start rubbing off Old Crow.
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Offline artixloktar

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #447 on: August 05, 2012, 11:34:09 PM »
granted, but you got to jerk me off also.

I wish i didn't have to wish
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #448 on: August 06, 2012, 12:59:47 AM »
Granted, but the happy end to nothing is nothing.

I wish for some spare cash to materialize out of nothing.
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Offline MeOwMoO

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #449 on: August 06, 2012, 01:25:53 AM »
Granted, but you got robbed.

I wish potato chips were blue  Meme6
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #449 on: August 06, 2012, 01:25:53 AM »
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