Corrupt-a-wish!!!

[Tyber]

I wish I broke the game.

Granted.

[mjb627]

Granted, you broke the game, but I fixed it.
I wish someone would reply.

[Muffins]

Granted, you broke the game, but I fixed it.
I wish someone would reply.

Granted, but they were all men

I wish that I had a bunch more games so I wasn't bored

[Leetgrain]

Granted, you now have Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing.

I wish somebody knew who was phone.

[Christovski]

Granted, now EVERYONE WAS PHONE!!!!1!!!11!!!!ONE!!!!

I wish I could sell more things instead of buying everything

[M-Dawg]

Granted, but the value of each thing you sell is at around half a cent. Sell all your belongings and you might be able to afford a gumball machine.

I wish I could be ripped and get all dat pussy

[crovv]

Granted, but the value of each thing you sell is at around half a cent. Sell all your belongings and you might be able to afford a gumball machine.

I wish I could be ripped and get all dat pussy

Granted, there's now a tear in you filled with cats.

I wish I had money.

[Obviously not Gopib]

Granted, you now have one penny.
I wish the moon had a face that looked like George Bush.

[Ðeath.]

Granted; it's on the back end.

I wish everyone has a great day to you. Especially the next poster.

[thezoombie]

granted, but its nighttime here.

I wish that I was the one true spatula god.

[Leetgrain]

Granted, but you are now a pooper scooper

I wish people on steam would stop stalking me

[crovv]

Granted, but you are now a pooper scooper

I wish people on steam would stop stalking me

Granted, but now you have no steam friends.

I wish I was good at games

[Ðeath.]

granted, you are good at ping pong and air hockey.

I wish that I had a girl worth fighting for.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiqmZLOaD8o" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiqmZLOaD8o</a>

[Obviously not Gopib]

granted, you are good at ping pong and air hockey.

I wish that I had a girl worth fighting for.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiqmZLOaD8o" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiqmZLOaD8o</a>

Granted, she died during the fight.
I wish I was everywhere, everything, and everyone.

[Dante]

granted, you are good at ping pong and air hockey.

I wish that I had a girl worth fighting for.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiqmZLOaD8o" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiqmZLOaD8o</a>

Granted, she died during the fight.
I wish I was everywhere, everything, and everyone.

Granted, you are hitler.
I wish to be embraced into clan Malkavian or Nosferatu or Tzimisce during the night and allowed the choice to join the Sabbat or Camarilla.