Corrupt-a-wish!!!

[Xenomorph]

Granted

I wish that wishes aren't really wishes but nerfpistols.

Granted, we all have nerf battles, causing chaos and outrage. There is no more CLs, no more HAs, no more community. Just, nerf fights. Of course leadership doesn't take this well and Inject and Old Crow become alcoholics. They waste all their money on booze and Inject falls into a comma, meanwhile, Old Crow has become a homeless man with only a cardboard box and vintage playboys to his name. Cadaver, however, for some reason, becomes Charles Xavier. He recruits me, you and Linkster to become Z-men. We fight crime n' shit. I am known as, Name-Man, a man of a thousand names. I change my name every battle, causing my enemy's to not know what to call me in their punch lines, rendering their attacks useless. Pyro, however, becomes Cute-man. His adorable avatar also renders enemy attacks useless. Linkster, of course, is the brony of the group. He's pretty useless, he just walks around making stupid jokes, saying "srs biz". Oh, and he gets our dinner on Mondays.

I wish for everyones nerf gun privileges to be revoked, therefore making a parallel universe where CG is still here, and Linkster is somewhat useful.

Granted but then Linkster gets hit by a 8 wheeled truck and is no longer useful as of 2013. He then walks onto Jorgen's leg and breaks it which causes CG to collapse into a coma. Pyro then says every-time in a post "Needs more.... Fire...." and all of CG's backgrounds turn into hell. Old Crow crashes a commercial flight and kills all of Tyber's 's are now just big fat lazy birds that always corrupt a wish that can not be corrupted which causes a black hole to form which then kills everyone. The universe itself gets sucked into the black hole and it turns into the "Nerfiverse". Every planet is made of plastic which can be made for the NERFâ„¢ darts and etc... Scooby survives the black hole attack but then goes crazy with NERFâ„¢ and kills who ever owns a NERFâ„¢ product. I wish for a VSS that shoots s and at the same time they get shot out they yell "TYBER IS A CRAZY BITCH".

[Red]

@Edit Oh it was at the bottom, Granted but then all of the  parrots turn on YOU and carry you off to an island with nothing but a stock and two turtles for company.


Well, I wish to be able to transform into anything that I want to.

This is gonna be good.

[Tyber]

Well, I wish to be able to transform into anything that I want to.

This is gonna be good.

Granted, you transform into a bee and gets killed by some guy with a fly swather.

I wish red learned how to play the game.

[Leetgrain]

Well, I wish to be able to transform into anything that I want to.

This is gonna be good.

Granted, you transform into a bee and gets killed by some guy with a fly swather.

I wish red learned how to play the game.

Granted, but the rules change, you now have to say "BAP!" after your wish.

I wish Arma 3 had stripper poles. BAP!

[Tyber]

Well, I wish to be able to transform into anything that I want to.

This is gonna be good.

Granted, you transform into a bee and gets killed by some guy with a fly swather.

I wish red learned how to play the game.

Granted, but the rules change, you now have to say "BAP!" after your wish.

I wish Arma 3 had stripper poles. BAP!

Granted, it took so long to actually program that they delay DayZ, PERMANENTLY!

I wish someone could teach me how to NS2. BAP!

[Pyro]

Granted, you can now play NS2, but since there is no game called "NS2" your skills for Natural Selection 2 got even worse.

I wish that nerf pistols aren't nerf pistols but wishes.

[Old Crow]

Granted, but now you live in Britain, where owning handguns are illegal.

I wish that I had a sweet muscle car.

[Pyro]

Granted, your car now has alot of muscles.

I wish Tyber.

[Lone Mudkips]

Granted, he doesn't exist on Steam anymore. Bummer.

I wish for something.

[mjb627]

Granted, the something you wished for was me.... with a knife.
I wish for a wish.

[Xenomorph]

Granted, the something you wished for was me.... with a knife.
I wish for a wish.

Wish granted. Although the wish you wished was the world's end.
I wish for a C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER....

[Guztav.]

Granted, the something you wished for was me.... with a knife.
I wish for a wish.

Wish granted. Although the wish you wished was the world's end.
I wish for a C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER....

Granted... but... I can't think of one.. god damn
I wish for a EPIK GAM1NG PEE CEE

[mjb627]

Granted but your EPIK GAM1NG PEE CEE epikally crashes.
I wish I wouldn't die in Minecraft.

[Old Crow]

Granted, but you are forever stuck on a floating island, and if you jump off you just land back on it without dying.

I wish I made six figures

[Leetgrain]

Granted, but you are forever stuck on a floating island, and if you jump off you just land back on it without dying.

I wish I made six figures

Granted, you make sculptures of the Power Rangers

I wish I made a million billion in bullion