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Offline oobla37

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #675 on: February 26, 2013, 02:16:06 AM »
Granted, it's decaf and it tastes terrible.

I wish for a lap dance.

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Offline theyankees213

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #676 on: February 26, 2013, 02:29:43 AM »
Granted, a lap dance from an elephant is painful though, and u die.... horribly

I wish I could finally get to sleep.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #676 on: February 26, 2013, 02:29:43 AM »

Offline Tyber

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #677 on: February 26, 2013, 02:41:57 AM »
Granted, a lap dance from an elephant is painful though, and u die.... horribly

I wish I could finally get to sleep.
Granted, you never wake up.

I wish I had Crysis 3

Offline oobla37

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #678 on: February 26, 2013, 02:48:15 AM »
(Hey man, I didn't ask for a lap dance from Tyber)

Granted, but you don't like it.

I wish for a lap dance from the girl of my dreams.

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Offline Leomire

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #679 on: February 26, 2013, 04:10:29 AM »
Granted but turns out it was a he.

I wish I had more free time


Offline Tyber

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #680 on: February 26, 2013, 04:32:45 AM »
Granted but turns out it was a he.

I wish I had more free time
Granted, one day, while playing some games on your free time, you go out to get some soda, and get ran over by a truck while crossing the street.

I wish I had a pie that was made with God's hands.

P.S. that was just cold oobla.

Offline Prince LunaShy

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #681 on: February 26, 2013, 04:57:42 PM »
Granted but turns out it was a he.

I wish I had more free time
Granted, one day, while playing some games on your free time, you go out to get some soda, and get ran over by a truck while crossing the street.

I wish I had a pie that was made with God's hands.

P.S. that was just cold oobla.
Granted, you are in the pie, and crush all of your loved ones in your buttery, fruity goodness.
Because you're an elephant. In a pie.

I wish for Half Life 3.

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Offline oobla37

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #682 on: February 26, 2013, 05:20:49 PM »
granted. it sucks.
I wish for a lifetime supply of cupcakes.

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Offline Tyber

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #683 on: February 27, 2013, 12:35:55 AM »
granted. it sucks.
I wish for a lifetime supply of cupcakes.
Granted, you're fat.

I wish for StarCraft 2

Offline Prince LunaShy

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #684 on: February 27, 2013, 01:16:33 AM »
granted. it sucks.
I wish for a lifetime supply of cupcakes.
Granted, you're fat.

I wish for StarCraft 2
Granted, you're even fatter when you get it.

I wish for oobla to cyber with me.


"If violence isn't the answer, you're not using enough." - DustTraveler
(=CG=) StormOfAshes: YOU JUST LOST YOUR VIRGINITY
≈EBS≈ (=CG=) Prince Lunashy: XD
≈EBS≈ (=CG=) Prince Lunashy: nope
≈EBS≈ (=CG=) Prince Lunashy: that's locked up tighter than fort knox
I humped a three year old last night.
Her name was ??Mystery??
"Fuck the rules, I can break as many as I want."
Good by RebelMaster, please let the door hit you on your way out.

Offline Guztav.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #685 on: February 28, 2013, 07:29:45 PM »
Granted, but Tyber doesn't like you. He only likes doing the 'plan' with Gustav.

I wish for a flying bed.

Offline Old Crow

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #686 on: February 28, 2013, 07:35:16 PM »
Granted but you have to fuel it every ten minutes

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Offline Splenda

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #687 on: February 28, 2013, 07:43:05 PM »
Granted, but its taxed 400%
Wish I had a taco

Offline Tyber

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #688 on: February 28, 2013, 07:47:50 PM »
Granted, but its taxed 400%
Wish I had a taco
Granted, you eat nucleartaco and are now a cannibal.

I wish for 5 dollah.

Offline Guztav.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #689 on: February 28, 2013, 07:59:36 PM »
Granted, but then I de-granted it, hah.

I wish ZPS didn't crash so much

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #689 on: February 28, 2013, 07:59:36 PM »

 


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