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Offline Tyber

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #585 on: January 20, 2013, 11:00:03 PM »
Granted, but during the time off school you got a dangerous disease and lost your left testicle.

I wish I had a burger for dinner.
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Offline Prince LunaShy

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #586 on: January 20, 2013, 11:04:26 PM »
Quote from: Tyber on January 20, 2013, 11:00:03 PM
Granted, but during the time off school you got a dangerous disease and lost your left testicle.

I wish I had a burger for dinner.
granted - it's made of horse meat.

I wish for pillz to respond.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #586 on: January 20, 2013, 11:04:26 PM »

Offline holydeath98

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #587 on: January 20, 2013, 11:06:02 PM »
granted, i am now pillz

i wish my first wish got corrupted(because dunkaroos are awesome)
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Offline UnknownError

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #588 on: January 21, 2013, 08:23:50 PM »
Granted, You are forced to eat dunkaroos till your death.

I wish for world peace.
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Offline Cortez (Mr. T. FOO!)

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #589 on: January 21, 2013, 08:52:09 PM »
Granted, but said world piece was achieved through nuclear annihilation of the human race.

I wish that THQ wasn't bankrupt  :(
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Offline UnknownError

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #590 on: January 21, 2013, 08:55:31 PM »
Granted, Saints Row 4 will be more outrageous, and lead to the rise of the nudists.

I wish that Canada became a U.S. State.
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"Guztav: How dare you leave me, you beuitiful individual full of love"
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"How about I send your buttcheeks to Tybers "magic stick" - Linkster
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Offline oobla37

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #591 on: January 21, 2013, 09:00:33 PM »
granted, but it takes the destruction of the canadian people to get there.

I wish I had an infinite supply of chocolate milk
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Offline Tyber

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #592 on: January 21, 2013, 09:05:34 PM »
Granted, but the chocolate milk is actual feces milk.

I wish my dog wasn't an asshole.
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Offline Prince LunaShy

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #593 on: January 21, 2013, 09:07:55 PM »
Quote from: Tyber on January 21, 2013, 09:05:34 PM
Granted, but the chocolate milk is actual feces milk.

I wish my dog wasn't an asshole.
Granted, He's a dick.

I wish for my wish to go wrong.
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Offline oobla37

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #594 on: January 21, 2013, 09:51:41 PM »
granted, but you got your dick stuck in the ceiling fan in the process.

I wish tofu wasn't disgusting.
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Offline UnknownError

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #595 on: January 21, 2013, 09:54:10 PM »
Granted, being a vegetarian is mainstream.

I wish for Half Life 3.
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"DONT JUST WHIP IT OUT"-All of Haiti
"my nipples are hard" - Mrs.TheNurse (MeOwMoO)
"Guztav: How dare you leave me, you beuitiful individual full of love"
"Time to eat 8 tacos" - BladeTwinSwords
"How about I send your buttcheeks to Tybers "magic stick" - Linkster
"+1, seems like a guy who doesn't abuse power, etc."- Death
"He betta wrap dat sheet, ho. Don't want no baby unknowns runnin round" - Oobla
"YOU WANT SOME MORE CRACKERS" - Nexus



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Offline oobla37

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #596 on: January 21, 2013, 09:56:40 PM »
granted. It sucks.

I wish I WAS a vegetarian. -.-'
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Offline UnknownError

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #597 on: January 21, 2013, 10:32:57 PM »
Granted, Epic Meal Time will force feed you bacon.

I wish for another TTT server
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"DONT JUST WHIP IT OUT"-All of Haiti
"my nipples are hard" - Mrs.TheNurse (MeOwMoO)
"Guztav: How dare you leave me, you beuitiful individual full of love"
"Time to eat 8 tacos" - BladeTwinSwords
"How about I send your buttcheeks to Tybers "magic stick" - Linkster
"+1, seems like a guy who doesn't abuse power, etc."- Death
"He betta wrap dat sheet, ho. Don't want no baby unknowns runnin round" - Oobla
"YOU WANT SOME MORE CRACKERS" - Nexus



Best on TTT: 12 Kills, 8 Headshots

Offline Pillz

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #598 on: January 21, 2013, 10:39:27 PM »
Quote from: UnknownError on January 21, 2013, 10:32:57 PM
Granted, Epic Meal Time will force feed you bacon.

I wish for another TTT server

Granted, but there's no Admin mod on the server.

I wish for rape to become legal.
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This whole thing is a travesty.

For starters, Pillz is obviously the sexiest.

Offline Tyber

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #599 on: January 21, 2013, 10:43:20 PM »
Granted, but :'( symbolizes that you are a brony.

I wish the inside of the sun didn't kill me so I could rape ERRYONE!
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #599 on: January 21, 2013, 10:43:20 PM »
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