Wish granted, but you are now going to be slain for being the most annoying fucking pokemon ever.
I wish that granting wishes were illegal.
Granted, but you're arrested and buttfucked every hour in prison.wish granted, they all had stds so now you have it all =D
I wish girls loved my cock.
Wish granted but she reveals her large, thick cock to you after accepting.your wish is granted but in order to do so you need to have gay but sex every awake moment.
I wish I could have a lucid dream every night.
Granted, but a car runs you over and kills you.
I wish every woman in the world wanted to fuck me and there is no way this could be corrupted.
Granted but a weird fisher man that has a fish fetish fucks you up the ass and feeds you to his imbread children.
I wish I Didn't have ADD.
you didn't make a wish? You have to make a wish and say granted in front if thats the grant to my wish OMG FAILGRAINSGranted but a weird fisher man that has a fish fetish fucks you up the ass and feeds you to his imbread children.
I wish I Didn't have ADD.
but i would reveal my large cock to everyone
Granted but a weird fisher man that has a fish fetish fucks you up the ass and feeds you to his imbread children.Granted but then you gained Aids
I wish I Didn't have ADD.
Granted but a weird fisher man that has a fish fetish fucks you up the ass and feeds you to his imbread children.Granted but then you gained Aids
I wish I Didn't have ADD.
I wish I had more cash without the involvement of selling myself
Wish was granted, then I had cancer... which made it higher than it was... (true story, bro)
Wish I was Magneto...
Granted but i took a dump on it and you ate itGranted but who the hell would want to rape Timmy?
I wish timmy was cuddlier so we could all rape him easier ;-;
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I wish timmy was cuddlier so we could all rape him easier ;-;
Granted but he kills your entire family in the process of buttering himself.
I wish the Lonely Island album would come out already.
Granted, and the whole nation rejoices from their beautifu-- I mean, everyone dies.Granted but he kills your entire family in the process of buttering himself.
I wish the Lonely Island album would come out already.
Granted but they added Justin Bieber songs in it for profit.
I wish Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black would make a song together.
(btw the idiot just farted and it smells like fucking breakfast food or some shit)Granted but peace fails and the world turns to a nuclear fallout.
Granted but it gets corrupted.
I wish peace could have a chance.
Granted but the chance to get peace is 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 of a nanosecond and the chance was lostI also wish you wouldn't have killed it.
Granted but everygirl in the world acts just like she would have and is pretty much a clone of her and thats the only girls that exist :D(btw the idiot just farted and it smells like fucking breakfast food or some shit)Granted but peace fails and the world turns to a nuclear fallout.
Granted but it gets corrupted.
I wish peace could have a chance.
I wish Miley Cyrus never existedGranted but the chance to get peace is 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 of a nanosecond and the chance was lostI also wish you wouldn't have killed it.
granted but your now blind.fail. If i'm blind I don't have 20/20 Vision.
I wish I had teeth.
Granted their gone but replaced with Asian women ads.Granted, But you grew a horrible third eye that will give you the 20/20 vision and turns people into stone.
I wish i had 20/20 vision.
granted, but it was just a dream,"granted, but it was just a dream"
AGAIN i wish i have teeth.
Thats why I quoted him and then quoted myself adding on that it wasn't a dream.I know just a note for telling people be creative.
I wish life wasn't so complex.Granted, but you find out life is just an I.O.U ticket.
Granted. but you can't get the 101st trollfaceGranted, but you were immediately banned after joining.
I wish I was back on the TTT server.
I wish my girlfriend wasn't so emotionless.Oh I get it. Fake orgasms, hard to understand bro ;P
Granted but it's so fast that it explodes.Granted, but the sun ends up making it so bright, it burns itself out.
I wish everyday could be bright and sunny.
...granted. but you fucked the fucking fuckers!
I wish for blumkin (search it up)
You registered on May 1st and you almost already have 200 posts....
Granted But you get banned for making extra accounts, spamming, and being stupid.
I wish I could make everyone happy.
Granted but they still fucking hate you. You make them happy in they way that they have someone to yell at.u can't be happy if you withhold hate :P
I wish I lived in Japan.
Granted but they still fucking hate you. You make them happy in they way that they have someone to yell at.Granted but its under the ocean.
I wish I lived in Japan.
Granted, They're not trolling. They are Boxxy, you see!?
I wish that I didn't have to suffer through a week at my grandparents.
Granted but you realize he had already stopped changing it (often) already :PGranted, you married, abused, raped, then divorced THIS Boxxy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1k-7COfL7E
I wish I could marry Boxxy.
Granted, but then you got banned from the Forums...
Wish this headache would go away...
Granted, but you have to RMA it...
I wish I found a _)*$#_$*@#@ job.
Granted, but you have to RMA it...Card didn't post, had to RMA it.
Granted, Everything was nuked so you are dead and the school is a pile of ash.Doombringer, you're EVIL! You didn't even make a wish!!! How is this thread supposed to sustain itself? The sticky will DIE!
Sorry llama but your wish killed meh, so for now i am a ghost. QUICK SOME ONE WISH AWAY LLAMAS WISH!!!
Granted, Inject now bitches all the time.granted but your now payed in ruples
I wish my paycheck wasn't so dull.
granted but now it is lame for everyone else who loves it which is everyone but you trollface
Oh i wish i wish upon a star oh hello kitty 1 2 3 oh i wish i wish...
for unlimited wishes
you mad ?
Granted, but the wishes are all wishes of frogs inside your stomach.
I wish for a complete box set season of DBZ and Yu Yu Hakusho <3
Granted, but the wishes are all wishes of frogs inside your stomach.
I wish for a complete box set season of DBZ and Yu Yu Hakusho <3
Granted but the box set DVD were all replaced with films based off Dakota Fanning(Sp?) "novels"
I wish I was short
Granted, but the wishes are all wishes of frogs inside your stomach.
I wish for a complete box set season of DBZ and Yu Yu Hakusho <3
Granted but the box set DVD were all replaced with films based off Dakota Fanning(Sp?) "novels"
I wish I was short
granted... in the penis region.
I wish pigs could fly.
Granted, but then you can only communicate in Dubstep...Granted: You are now my personal fluffer.
I wish I had a job...
Wish granted, your wish becomes so corrupt it gains a life of its own and kills your family.
I wish Darkemo had friends
you were a baller, you are now black and you will end upp in a gang fight and die tomorrow
I wish I got money to fuck sexy stdfree bitches
Granted but now you can only say puns
I wish I had a nice suit
Granted, but it was only an animal wearing a hat.Granted, now we are back to the barter system.
I wish i didn't feel obliged to make more posts for credits, which is why this topic is alive again.
Granted, but you aquired this posture by reinforcing your spine with steel and now have to spend an extra three hours at airports
I wish that America was Canada's bitch
Granted, you can choose whether or not they do the actions naked.
I wish I was out of highschool and had a college degree.
Granted, you can choose whether or not they do the actions naked.
I wish I was out of highschool and had a college degree.
Granted! You are now a physician for teen-aged boys. Enjoy the fondling of balls and the $200k debt.
I wish I had SUPERPOWERS.
Granted, but you are now bad pokerfaceGranted, but you had a stroke and cannot do it again.
I wish I could do the trollface in real life. trollface
Granted, but you are now bad pokerfaceGranted, but you had a stroke and cannot do it again.
I wish I could do the trollface in real life. trollface
I wish I had a sandwich from waffuls's super power
Granted, But the money was from the charity that was about to cure a disease that you just acquired. meme2
I wish I had da moneyz$$.
granted but you die of old age
i wish for hundreds of guns
granted, but now they cost you 100$ per wish and you cannot wish for money
I wish Inject loved me
Granted, but he already did and nothing changed.
I wish that I could stop time using the words "SIM SIM SALABIM"
Granted, But you kill a random personGranted but you no longer have free will.
I wish i owned everything in the world
granted, but you also do
i wish for people to stop using the fish wish for a wish fish wish
Granted but now you have all the fish wish fishes.
I wish I was the (╯°□°）╯︵ â”»â”â”» guy so I could flip tables for a living.
Granted, But its a shitty red truckGranted, but it was removed because they remembered you were denied 5 times.
I wish i had admin on CG
Granted, but they farted in your face, and now you are dead.
I wish I had some stuff.
granted but you remain illiterate
i wish for inkjet to tell wholegrain
Granted,but you have lost brain function and are now a vegetable.
I wish I had a corrupted wish.
granted but the universe ends because it granted a wish you had no wish for to wish with for wishing a wish for a wish
i wish for sleep to come easily
Granted, but your house is raided by the CIA because you age instantly. They take you to HQ, strap you to a bed, Rub lotion on your skin, and remove your skin to make a vagina.(Most of you have no Idea how to play this. :P)
I wish I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart.
Granted, but your house is raided by the CIA because you age instantly. They take you to HQ, strap you to a bed, Rub lotion on your skin, and remove your skin to make a vagina.
I wish I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart.
Granted, you're in the D&D world and can cast your spells. The DM drops a boulder on your head. You died.
I wish I was at home playing on. CG's TTT instead of being in math class right now.
Granted, there was much rejoicing.
I wish that my feet weren't cold.
granted, it becomes a deadly blizzard and everyone gets frostbite and loses limbsGranted Everyone except you is a genius and now no one will talk to you because you are inferior.
i wish for people to stop being so god damned stupid
wish granted but now your life has no meaning and you kill yourselfGranted, but it's condemned and inhabitable.
i wish i had a bigger house
granted, giant rock chrushes on the game storesGranted, but it is 1'' by 1''
i wish i had a sandwich
Granted, goose*
I wish vent was less derpy
Granted
I wish I had a unbreakable car that couldn't run out of gas and ran on water.
(P.S) You can't corrupt my wish so ha i beat you!
Granted, but he spits in your face
I wish I could fly
Granted, but oh wait, its mac.
I wish I had 1million euros.
Granted but now you live on Tas-mon-do a planet where all humans are enslaves and beaten daily, and your their 10th human.Granted, You find out though at the end of your lucid dreams mickey mouse Rapes you.
I wish I could lucid dream every night how I want to or at least one good one. Also has to be vivid. I've tried :(
granted, but its for a dead minecraft server that you have to pay for.granted, but 4 days later you die on the ground (while walking).
i wish i could fly without dying
Granted. All four of you die in the impending holocaust.Granted, You are the very best at giving blow jobs to old ugly men.
I wish I could be the very best, no one ever was.
granted but when you walk down the street with all that ammo the cops feel treatened and calls pillz to shoot you and you die
i wish i knew everything
Granted, but you can only use it while jumping.
I wish I my wishes couldn't get corrupted.
Granted, but it so good that it develops the ability to make it's own decisions and decides that you are an evil being and shocks you to a mildly annoying death through the keyboard.
I wish that society didn't put an age limit on trick or treating.
Granted, his semen ruins the servers and steam is down for weeks.Granted, you are now the raging tryhard cussing people out for their mistakes.
I wish I was better at Dota 2
Granted, EVERYONE is now stupid, and now stupid people do not relatively exist.
if that makes any sense
i wish i was smrt
Granted, you must buy everyone in the world a coke
i wish for people to use emoticons right
Granted, you suck at Civ V lololGranted. They're underpowered as shit.
I wish Valve would release Techies in Dota 2 already.
Granted, its nuka cola and you die from to many rads.Granted. They're all about those really annoying escort missions.
I wish for more fallout references in everyday life.
Granted, nothingness consumes your soul and you die.Granted, but the things you refereed to as people are not people any more and are a mutated version of what once was. They are now called Humiflods. And are more idiotic then ever more which is why they are considered a completely new species. You are now forced to live with them for the rest of your life as their are no Humans but your self left alive!
I wish people wouldn't be so idiotic
Granted, nothingness consumes your soul and you die.Granted, but the things you refereed to as people are not people any more and are a mutated version of what once was. They are now called Humiflods. And are more idiotic then ever more which is why they are considered a completely new species. You are now forced to live with them for the rest of your life as their are no Humans but your self left alive!
I wish people wouldn't be so idiotic
Damn, that was easy. Come on give me a challenge.... actually...
I wish someone would make a wish that I would have a difficult time corrupting and not be sure what to do at first :P
Granted, nothingness consumes your soul and you die.Granted, but the things you refereed to as people are not people any more and are a mutated version of what once was. They are now called Humiflods. And are more idiotic then ever more which is why they are considered a completely new species. You are now forced to live with them for the rest of your life as their are no Humans but your self left alive!
I wish people wouldn't be so idiotic
Damn, that was easy. Come on give me a challenge.... actually...
I wish someone would make a wish that I would have a difficult time corrupting and not be sure what to do at first :P
Granted, from now on you can only write a three word consequence.
I wish for a global orgy trollface
Granted, nothingness consumes your soul and you die.Granted, but the things you refereed to as people are not people any more and are a mutated version of what once was. They are now called Humiflods. And are more idiotic then ever more which is why they are considered a completely new species. You are now forced to live with them for the rest of your life as their are no Humans but your self left alive!
I wish people wouldn't be so idiotic
Damn, that was easy. Come on give me a challenge.... actually...
I wish someone would make a wish that I would have a difficult time corrupting and not be sure what to do at first :P
Granted, from now on you can only write a three word consequence.
I wish for a global orgy trollface
Granted, all Morbidly Obese
LIKE SUPER FAT
Easy peasy Lemon Squeezy!
Same Wish again "I wish someone would make a wish that I would have a difficult time corrupting and not be sure what to do at first"
Granted, you get turned into a Necron, and are used as tires for the command Barge.Granted, nothingness consumes your soul and you die.Granted, but the things you refereed to as people are not people any more and are a mutated version of what once was. They are now called Humiflods. And are more idiotic then ever more which is why they are considered a completely new species. You are now forced to live with them for the rest of your life as their are no Humans but your self left alive!
I wish people wouldn't be so idiotic
Damn, that was easy. Come on give me a challenge.... actually...
I wish someone would make a wish that I would have a difficult time corrupting and not be sure what to do at first :P
Granted, from now on you can only write a three word consequence.
I wish for a global orgy trollface
Granted, all Morbidly Obese
LIKE SUPER FAT
Easy peasy Lemon Squeezy!
Same Wish again "I wish someone would make a wish that I would have a difficult time corrupting and not be sure what to do at first"
Granted, you can only use three letters for any granted wish Meme10
I wish someone granted me a wish while using more than 3 letters! >:D
Granted, you get turned into a Necron, and are used as tires for the command Barge.Granted, nothingness consumes your soul and you die.Granted, but the things you refereed to as people are not people any more and are a mutated version of what once was. They are now called Humiflods. And are more idiotic then ever more which is why they are considered a completely new species. You are now forced to live with them for the rest of your life as their are no Humans but your self left alive!
I wish people wouldn't be so idiotic
Damn, that was easy. Come on give me a challenge.... actually...
I wish someone would make a wish that I would have a difficult time corrupting and not be sure what to do at first :P
Granted, from now on you can only write a three word consequence.
I wish for a global orgy trollface
Granted, all Morbidly Obese
LIKE SUPER FAT
Easy peasy Lemon Squeezy!
Same Wish again "I wish someone would make a wish that I would have a difficult time corrupting and not be sure what to do at first"
Granted, you can only use three letters for any granted wish Meme10
I wish someone granted me a wish while using more than 3 letters! >:D
I wish I was a Necron Commander, with my own squad of Necrons and my Own Command Barge that will always do what I say and listen to me.
Tau FTW!Granted, you get turned into a Necron, and are used as tires for the command Barge.Granted, nothingness consumes your soul and you die.Granted, but the things you refereed to as people are not people any more and are a mutated version of what once was. They are now called Humiflods. And are more idiotic then ever more which is why they are considered a completely new species. You are now forced to live with them for the rest of your life as their are no Humans but your self left alive!
I wish people wouldn't be so idiotic
Damn, that was easy. Come on give me a challenge.... actually...
I wish someone would make a wish that I would have a difficult time corrupting and not be sure what to do at first :P
Granted, from now on you can only write a three word consequence.
I wish for a global orgy trollface
Granted, all Morbidly Obese
LIKE SUPER FAT
Easy peasy Lemon Squeezy!
Same Wish again "I wish someone would make a wish that I would have a difficult time corrupting and not be sure what to do at first"
Granted, you can only use three letters for any granted wish Meme10
I wish someone granted me a wish while using more than 3 letters! >:D
I wish I was a Necron Commander, with my own squad of Necrons and my Own Command Barge that will always do what I say and listen to me.
Granted, but your monolith collapses and the Tau use you as sex slaves
FAK! YOU broke it
I wish that my hot chocolate won't taste like shit.
FAK! YOU broke it
I wish that my hot chocolate won't taste like shit.
Granted, but everything else does
FAK! YOU broke it
I wish that my hot chocolate won't taste like shit.
Granted, but everything else does
Granted, but nothing.
I wish I was a vergen.
granted.
Granted, but inject now looks like AlphGranted, but now you have no fingers.
I wish I had fingering powers!
Granted, but not now.Granted - they all hate you.
I wish for cats with wings.
Granted, but they can't fly.Granted, you're second.
I wish Towersheep was the start of the zombie apocalypse.
granted, its dead.Granted, infinite dunkaroos.
i wish for infinite foods
Granted, you experiment with dark holes and implode the universe.
I wish for no more squeakers in games.
Granted, but during the time off school you got a dangerous disease and lost your left testicle.granted - it's made of horse meat.
I wish I had a burger for dinner.
Granted, but the chocolate milk is actual feces milk.Granted, He's a dick.
I wish my dog wasn't an asshole.
Granted, Epic Meal Time will force feed you bacon.
I wish for another TTT server
Granted, now it has the strongest derp cannon ever but has glass for armor.no.
I wish people played this game correctly.
Granted, yes.Granted, now it has the strongest derp cannon ever but has glass for armor.no.
I wish people played this game correctly.
GrantedGranted, but Tyber has multiple STD's.
But now you make post sprees that wake up Inject.
I wish that the sex with Tyber was great.
Granted, but Cave Johnson takes the lemons that life gave you and shoves it up life's ass.GrantedGranted, but Tyber has multiple STD's.
But now you make post sprees that wake up Inject.
I wish that the sex with Tyber was great.
I wish life would give me lemons.
Granted, you now have amnesia... (loss of memory, not the game)
I wish for an immortal turtle with a jetpack
Granted, but you had to spam them and got demoted because of "Crazy spam."Granted, you know how, but are physically unable to do it.
I wish I knew how to play ZM.
Granted, everyone are pussies.Granted, there is the biggest lan party in the world, you weren't invited.
I wish for a massive LAN party.
Granted but it has an eight minute guitar solo.
I wish I could eat Ramen
Granted, It will go F2P, and compete with TF2's hat monopoly. There by starting the Hat Wars, with 2 sequels, a horrible prequel trilogy, soooooo many rereleases, and the virginity of millions.Granted, he was replaced with Darth Skater.
I wish that Darth Vader won't be brought back in the new Star Wars Trilogy.
Granted, he was replaced with Darth Skater.You get hit by combustible melons.
I wish this wish won't get corrupted.
Granted, but as you are walking down the road you are hit by a 18 wheeler and rendered a vegetable. Now what you really really want is of no use to you. Welcome to machine.Granted, he was replaced with Darth Skater.You get hit by combustible melons.
I wish this wish won't get corrupted.
I wish for what I want, what I really really want.
Granted, but as you are walking down the road you are hit by a 18 wheeler and rendered a vegetable. Now what you really really want is of no use to you. Welcome to machine.Granted, they're obsessed with MMA and pro wrestling shows.
I wish Bronies were obsessed with a more manly and entertaining show so I could relate.
Granted, but as you are walking down the road you are hit by a 18 wheeler and rendered a vegetable. Now what you really really want is of no use to you. Welcome to machine.Granted, MLP is now directed by Michael Bay, animated in the style of Avatar, and is rated XXX.
I wish Bronies were obsessed with a more manly and entertaining show so I could relate.
Granted, they're obsessed with MMA and pro wrestling shows.Granted, I respond to it as well.
I wish nobody will notice I didn't corrupt sheep's wish because I couldn't think of anything good.
Granted, but as you are walking down the road you are hit by a 18 wheeler and rendered a vegetable. Now what you really really want is of no use to you. Welcome to machine.Granted, MLP is now directed by Michael Bay, animated in the style of Avatar, and is rated XXX.
I wish Bronies were obsessed with a more manly and entertaining show so I could relate.Also, WAT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNryNfvcQlY
WATTATAWTTAWTTAWTTWTATT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc99jYyvhyA
I don't even understand this part of the community. I'm just here for adorable ponies, good works of art, music, and the ocasional fanfic. AND WHAT IS THIS?????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byGwAJH1JLM
Uhhhhhhgg.Granted, they're obsessed with MMA and pro wrestling shows.Granted, I respond to it as well.
I wish nobody will notice I didn't corrupt sheep's wish because I couldn't think of anything good.
I wish for a better name for bronies.
Granted, you laugh constantly and are unable to stop to breathe, and die.Granted, but the meaning of hacking changes and now means anyone who ever edited or uses a games files/engine is now a hacker. See you in hell Chris.
I wish people who hack in games would all burn in hell.
Granted, you laugh constantly and are unable to stop to breathe, and die.Granted, but the meaning of hacking changes and now means anyone who ever edited or uses a games files/engine is now a hacker. See you in hell Chris.
I wish people who hack in games would all burn in hell.
I wish I could figure out a profile name I can stick with.
Granted, my love for Yankees converts my heart into a blob of inescapable happiness parrot. I forget to feed my pet frogs because I care too much for Yankees that one of them becomes brain dead frogface. Another gargles his own vomit frogsiren. Another ditches me to be apart of a bad remake of West Side Story frogc00l. The last goes on LSD forever trapped in his hallucinations discofrog. Thanks Yankees laughface.Granted, you never have to do it again - after this time!
I wish I never have to do that again.
Granted, the smileys are destroyed.... and replaced with new stick figures.Granted, it falls on you.
I wish For stick figures to topple a government.
Granted, a lap dance from an elephant is painful though, and u die.... horriblyGranted, you never wake up.
I wish I could finally get to sleep.
Granted but turns out it was a he.Granted, one day, while playing some games on your free time, you go out to get some soda, and get ran over by a truck while crossing the street.
I wish I had more free time
Granted, you are in the pie, and crush all of your loved ones in your buttery, fruity goodness.Granted but turns out it was a he.Granted, one day, while playing some games on your free time, you go out to get some soda, and get ran over by a truck while crossing the street.
I wish I had more free time
I wish I had a pie that was made with God's hands.
P.S. that was just cold oobla.
granted. it sucks.Granted, you're fat.
I wish for a lifetime supply of cupcakes.
Granted, you're even fatter when you get it.granted. it sucks.Granted, you're fat.
I wish for a lifetime supply of cupcakes.
I wish for StarCraft 2
Granted, but its taxed 400%Granted, you eat nucleartaco and are now a cannibal.
Wish I had a taco
Granted, but then I de-granted it, hah.
I wish ZPS didn't crash so much
Granted, but then you were naughty and you lost it.
I wish I didn't drink vodka
Granted, everyone just builds sprite-art of penisesThat isn't even possible.
I wish I didn't hate most of the people on the internet
Granted, but then you spilt some soda on the controls and it blew up.Granted, but you're lactose intolerant.
I wish for a milkshake.
Granted, but then you spilt some soda on the controls and it blew up.Granted, but you're lactose intolerant.
I wish for a milkshake.
I wish I had an extra hour in my mornings.
Granted,
Yr wyf yn dymuno bod y person y sylwadau nesaf yma yn dymuno ar gyfer yr un union dymuno Yr wyf yn ysgrifennu yn awr, air am air.
Granted,
Yr wyf yn dymuno bod y person y sylwadau nesaf yma yn dymuno ar gyfer yr un union dymuno Yr wyf yn ysgrifennu yn awr, air am air.
Haven't translated, but guessing that's welsh or gibberish - both the same, really xD
Granted, but now you're on a mobile phone.
I wish I owned a balisong
Granted, but your arms get dismembered in a freak shampoo accidentGranted, you're given a pen with a light on it and told to wait five minutes. Five minutes later you have traveled through time. Your pen also breaks over the course of time.
I wish I could travel through time, and I had a pen with a blue LED on the end of it
Granted, you're given a pen with a light on it and told to wait five minutes. Five minutes later you have traveled through time. Your pen also breaks over the course of time.Granted, but Leetgrain didn't travel through time, but space. He teleports to you and steals the latte seconds before you can sip it.
I wish I had some a delicious decaf soy latte at the perfect temperature completely accessible to me that I could drink right now.
Granted, it is now with the times. The definition of 'with the times' is so vague that you don't even notice a difference.Granted, you're given a pen with a light on it and told to wait five minutes. Five minutes later you have traveled through time. Your pen also breaks over the course of time.Granted, but Leetgrain didn't travel through time, but space. He teleports to you and steals the latte seconds before you can sip it.
I wish I had some a delicious decaf soy latte at the perfect temperature completely accessible to me that I could drink right now.
I wish our TTT server got with the times.
Granted, it is now with the times. The definition of 'with the times' is so vague that you don't even notice a difference.Granted, Leetgrain puts the coffee in the exact spot where it was when he took it... 2600 years ago. Enjoy your 2600 year old coffee.
I WISH LEETGRAIN WOULD GO BACK IN TIME AND BRING ME BACK MY COFFEE EXACTLY THE WAY IT WAS.
Granted, but his time travel/space travel privileges HAVE BEEN REVOKED.Granted, it is now with the times. The definition of 'with the times' is so vague that you don't even notice a difference.Granted, Leetgrain puts the coffee in the exact spot where it was when he took it... 2600 years ago. Enjoy your 2600 year old coffee.
I WISH LEETGRAIN WOULD GO BACK IN TIME AND BRING ME BACK MY COFFEE EXACTLY THE WAY IT WAS.
I wish for Leetgrain and I to go on an adventure.
a delicious decaf soy latte at the perfect temperature completely accessible to me that I could drink right now.Except nobody knows about it, but me. You all forget as soon as you have read it and corrupted my wish.
Granted, you overcomplicated the game and now no one wants to play, thanks Llama.Granted, but his time travel/space travel privileges HAVE BEEN REVOKED.Granted, it is now with the times. The definition of 'with the times' is so vague that you don't even notice a difference.Granted, Leetgrain puts the coffee in the exact spot where it was when he took it... 2600 years ago. Enjoy your 2600 year old coffee.
I WISH LEETGRAIN WOULD GO BACK IN TIME AND BRING ME BACK MY COFFEE EXACTLY THE WAY IT WAS.
I wish for Leetgrain and I to go on an adventure.
I wish for another cup of coffee exactly the same as my one from earliera delicious decaf soy latte at the perfect temperature completely accessible to me that I could drink right now.Except nobody knows about it, but me. You all forget as soon as you have read it and corrupted my wish.
Granted, know your are alone, but their is a new species of MAN and you have to reproduce to start a new world.Granted, their cold.
I wish I had some pizza rolls!
Granted, now everyone else knifes you.Granted, it was so funny it blinded him.
I wish Mudkips had seen the joke (look at my signatures, and see...)
Granted, but now everyone hates you since you got a place on his signature.Granted, your name has been changed to Yao Ming.
I wish I was Yao Ming.
Granted, your name has been changed to Yao Ming.Granted, you can only connect to CG with WG's account.
I wish I didn't have to tether the school computers to my phone's 3g to get on CG.
Granted, your name has been changed to Yao Ming.Granted, you can only connect to CG with WG's account.
I wish I didn't have to tether the school computers to my phone's 3g to get on CG.
I wish I got more sleep.
Granted, but know you regret for not asking for this.Granted, but only .001% better.
I wish I had better aim.
Granted, it shoots beanie babies, but they are heat seeking beanie babies that only hit you.
I wish for more people to worship the discofrog
Granted, you fall in love oly to find out he has cancer.Granted, it shoots beanie babies, but they are heat seeking beanie babies that only hit you.
I wish for more people to worship the discofrog
Granted. But now the discofrog is a disco dictator. He has you murdered.
I wish I had a pet Penguin.
Granted parrotGranted, we all have nerf battles, causing chaos and outrage. There is no more CLs, no more HAs, no more community. Just, nerf fights. Of course leadership doesn't take this well and Inject and Old Crow become alcoholics. They waste all their money on booze and Inject falls into a comma, meanwhile, Old Crow has become a homeless man with only a cardboard box and vintage playboys to his name. Cadaver, however, for some reason, becomes Charles Xavier. He recruits me, you and Linkster to become Z-men. We fight crime n' shit. I am known as, Name-Man, a man of a thousand names. I change my name every battle, causing my enemy's to not know what to call me in their punch lines, rendering their attacks useless. Pyro, however, becomes Cute-man. His adorable avatar also renders enemy attacks useless. Linkster, of course, is the brony of the group. He's pretty useless, he just walks around making stupid jokes, saying "srs biz". Oh, and he gets our dinner on Mondays.
I wish that wishes aren't really wishes but nerfpistols.
Granted but then Linkster gets hit by a 8 wheeled truck and is no longer useful as of 2013. He then walks onto Jorgen's leg and breaks it which causes CG to collapse into a coma. Pyro then says every-time in a post "Needs more.... Fire...." and all of CG's backgrounds turn into hell. Old Crow crashes a commercial flight and kills all of Tyber's parrot 's are now just big fat lazy birds that always corrupt a wish that can not be corrupted which causes a black hole to form which then kills everyone. The universe itself gets sucked into the black hole and it turns into the "Nerfiverse". Every planet is made of plastic which can be made for the NERFâ„¢ darts and etc... Scooby survives the black hole attack but then goes crazy with NERFâ„¢ and kills who ever owns a NERFâ„¢ product. I wish for a VSS that shoots parrot s and at the same time they get shot out they yell "TYBER IS A CRAZY BITCH".Granted parrotGranted, we all have nerf battles, causing chaos and outrage. There is no more CLs, no more HAs, no more community. Just, nerf fights. Of course leadership doesn't take this well and Inject and Old Crow become alcoholics. They waste all their money on booze and Inject falls into a comma, meanwhile, Old Crow has become a homeless man with only a cardboard box and vintage playboys to his name. Cadaver, however, for some reason, becomes Charles Xavier. He recruits me, you and Linkster to become Z-men. We fight crime n' shit. I am known as, Name-Man, a man of a thousand names. I change my name every battle, causing my enemy's to not know what to call me in their punch lines, rendering their attacks useless. Pyro, however, becomes Cute-man. His adorable avatar also renders enemy attacks useless. Linkster, of course, is the brony of the group. He's pretty useless, he just walks around making stupid jokes, saying "srs biz". Oh, and he gets our dinner on Mondays.
I wish that wishes aren't really wishes but nerfpistols.
I wish for everyones nerf gun privileges to be revoked, therefore making a parallel universe where CG is still here, and Linkster is somewhat useful.
Well, I wish to be able to transform into anything that I want to.Granted, you transform into a bee and gets killed by some guy with a fly swather.
This is gonna be good.
Well, I wish to be able to transform into anything that I want to.Granted, you transform into a bee and gets killed by some guy with a fly swather.
This is gonna be good.
I wish red learned how to play the game.
Granted, it took so long to actually program that they delay DayZ, PERMANENTLY!Well, I wish to be able to transform into anything that I want to.Granted, you transform into a bee and gets killed by some guy with a fly swather.
This is gonna be good.
I wish red learned how to play the game.
Granted, but the rules change, you now have to say "BAP!" after your wish.
I wish Arma 3 had stripper poles. BAP!
Granted, the something you wished for was me.... with a knife.Wish granted. Although the wish you wished was the world's end.
I wish for a wish.
Granted... but... I can't think of one.. god damnGranted, the something you wished for was me.... with a knife.Wish granted. Although the wish you wished was the world's end.
I wish for a wish.
I wish for a C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER....
Granted, but you are forever stuck on a floating island, and if you jump off you just land back on it without dying.
I wish I made six figures
Granted, but then you die due to the overload of your new ram (Bullion GBs)...Granted, but you are forever stuck on a floating island, and if you jump off you just land back on it without dying.
I wish I made six figures
Granted, you make sculptures of the Power Rangers
I wish I made a million billion in bullion
Granted. You're incarcerated in a cheap San Diego Zoo, doomed to an eternity of overweight Americans patting you violently in the head.
I wish Mining 4 in EVE Online didn't take an entire day to train.
Granted. You're incarcerated in a cheap San Diego Zoo, doomed to an eternity of overweight Americans patting you violently in the head.
I wish Mining 4 in EVE Online didn't take an entire day to train.
Granted. You're incarcerated in a cheap San Diego Zoo, doomed to an eternity of overweight Americans patting you violently in the head.
I wish Mining 4 in EVE Online didn't take an entire day to train.
granted, it now takes 27 days like logi 5
i wish titans took longer to align even with nanos fit
Granted. You're incarcerated in a cheap San Diego Zoo, doomed to an eternity of overweight Americans patting you violently in the head.
I wish Mining 4 in EVE Online didn't take an entire day to train.
granted, it now takes 27 days like logi 5
i wish titans took longer to align even with nanos fit
TOO LATE, YOU HAS TO REMOVE THE POST NAO :D
Granted, your money is seashells and you realize you are unable to pay for your mistress. She becomes infuriated and kidnaps you into the desert about to murder you, MJB.
I wish people people would play this game right....leet and hair.
Granted, but I revived itGranted, but the 1337 denied me of continuing this post, therefore we all die.
I wish for a wish that could corrupt the wish of the wisher
Granted, but for it to work people need to put effort into making their wish.Granted. But Bohemia drops support for ARMA 3 after 2 days and hackers run amuck, making the game unplayable.
I wish Arma 3 used a hybrid of their current engine merged with the graphical fidelity of CryEngine III
Granted, but you have to remove via bleaching the assholeGranted, but for it to work people need to put effort into making their wish.Granted. But Bohemia drops support for ARMA 3 after 2 days and hackers run amuck, making the game unplayable.
I wish Arma 3 used a hybrid of their current engine merged with the graphical fidelity of CryEngine III
Also, always online DRM.
I wish I didn't have ass hairs. You had warning about armpit hair, and downstairs hair, but not ass hair.. WHY?
Granted. But Bohemia drops support for ARMA 3 after 2 days and hackers run amuck, making the game unplayable.
Also, always online DRM.
I wish I didn't have ass hairs. You had warning about armpit hair, and downstairs hair, but not ass hair.. WHY?
Granted, but it's your fault.
I wish people saw the big red warning telling you someone new posted while you were typing.
Granted, the 0 is in the beginning of the number.
I wish for a chocolate bar.
Granted, except it's not spontaneous considering you're wishing it to happen.I am sorry, I cannot grant that, parrot is just too awesome.
I wish there wasn't a parrot emoticon on CG forums.
(On a side note, SHIT I FORGOT TO DISABLE SMILIES)Granted, except it's not spontaneous considering you're wishing it to happen.I am sorry, I cannot grant that, parrot is just too awesome.
I wish there wasn't a parrot emoticon on CG forums.
I wish for some cheetos, preferably the hot ones.
Granted, you pop the bag and they all fall to the floor. This just ruins your day.Truer words have never been said.
Granted, but another civilization takes over the world.Granted, but it was unknown *barfs a little in mouth*
I wish for someone to break me and Tyber's back-and-forth.
Granted, but another civilization takes over the world.
I wish for someone to break me and Tyber's back-and-forth.
Granted, it's not on this forum though.
I wish to receive a fantastic blowjob tonight.
Granted, its given to you by a elephant
I wish the zombie emoticon was on these forums
Granted, but the emoticon is [dfigh2yi8urh8wdhf9usdhf87y32u4rhg702r9j] so you'd have to copypaste that every time you'd want to use it.
I wish my alcoholic father didn't beat me all the time.
(Wait, I get an elephant AND it gives good blowjobs? I thought you were supposed to be corrupting my wish.)
Granted, your alcoholic mother beats you all the time. (Sorry bro)
I wish someone in CG speaks/is learning japanese so I can talk to them.
Wooo! boku no chingo wa katai desu!
Granted, he breaks your kneecaps and you bleed to death.
I wish Billy would've put a parrot in his last post because I secretly miss them.
Granted, but it scans all your text and turns everything you say into sexual innuendo when you text family members. You disable it for this reason.
I wish it wasn't a rule that you have to post in English.
Ja, Blackllama ist sehr dumm. Deutsch ist sehr gut, und besser an Japanese.
I wishe tha Englisch whas knot standarized.
That was supposed to be chinpo, apologies. I was trying to go with hard, but I'm not sure if katai was correct or not. I looked it up on my phone. I'm a failure.
I wish Billy had made a wish so I could grant it.
So what would you use for physically hard anyway?
You really need to remember to wish, even if I'm distracting you. I guess I take it your wish is to know why my dick is hard?
That's for me to know and you to wonder.
I wish for more posting on the forums outside of this thread.
Granted, I'm posting after you. You can never post again if you don't want me to post before you.Granted. But, the situation then decides to come to your house, get drunk, and rough you up.
I wish people understood the magnitude of the situation at hand.
Wish granted. But then the economy collapses and its useless because the new currency is beads.Granted, I'm posting after you. You can never post again if you don't want me to post before you.Granted. But, the situation then decides to come to your house, get drunk, and rough you up.
I wish people understood the magnitude of the situation at hand.
I wish I had all the money in the world.
Granted. You're so good you get banned for hacking on all the servers.
I wish I didn't have any work to do this afternoon.
Granted. But you have to do it for him. And he happens to have a lot of lice and dandruff.Granted. You're so good you get banned for hacking on all the servers.
I wish I didn't have any work to do this afternoon.
Granted, you have no money and become a hobo
I wish Pillz cut his hair! >:D
Granted, you're now broke.
I wish lag never existed.
(I already have no money, you got nothing on me gurl.)
granted, an emoticon rules the world, thus it does absolutely nothing and life goes on.
I wish for a second bowl of this icecream I am currently eating.
(I already have no money, you got nothing on me gurl.)
granted, an emoticon rules the world, thus it does absolutely nothing and life goes on.
I wish for a second bowl of this icecream I am currently eating.
Granted, but the ice cream is completely melted.
I wish for 24/7 4G max-bars always perfect super high speed wi-fi internet connection anywhere.
Granted, it's done, but you forget to turn it in.Granted, but you're the murderer and go to jail forever.
I wish for all my enemies to die.
Granted, you stay young and dumb forever.Granted but you turn into this frogc00l
I wish frogsiren
Granted, now you have (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQglNUyMoajZGwPQbqNuILitBDIGqVI9lIKEKiLvSmHuTXkfHntpo1Ofw) (It's supposed to be doing the same movements as the parrot, I just cant find the gif)Granted, you stay young and dumb forever.Granted but you turn into this frogc00l
I wish frogsiren
I wish parrot never existed on this forum, its really annoying
Granted, now you have (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQglNUyMoajZGwPQbqNuILitBDIGqVI9lIKEKiLvSmHuTXkfHntpo1Ofw) (It's supposed to be doing the same movements as the parrot, I just cant find the gif)Granted, buy now you can never play with TowerSheep (I'm good at the game)
I wish Skyguy and Lone Grey weren't so easily interrupted during Payday: The Heist.
Granted. Tenndovi's entire fan club decides to follow you around for all eternity.Granted, now all you can think about is wrinkly testicles.
I wish my mind wouldn't shoot so often into totally unrelated tangents.
Granted, SkiSki kills more children and gets you blamed for it, enjoy that sparking chair while you can! ;DGranted, you never lose your virginity
I wish I could stop being so slutty online q.q
Granted, but forums get spammed so hard the website crashes as well with all the servers and your computer explodes. trollfaceGranted, but this happens:
I wish I could teleport on instant.
Granted, but I hack into any accounts you may have and steal all the money (and totally don't get caught)Granted, people will stop just not me.
I wish people would stop quoting wishes, is stooped.
Granted, but it's actually Happy Blob: (http://s18.postimg.org/sqgsvrkol/help.gif)
I wish I could ride my computer like a hoverboard.
Granted. You work everyday between 10 and 2. You also have no vacation days and can not quit. Have fun dealing with rush hour and people.Granted, but you're on the planet.
I wish to commit exterminatus to an entire planet or xeno race. (Preferably Tyranids.)
Granted, but as soon as you wear it, it gets eaten off.
I wish I would find the lost temple.
Granted, 3/4th of CG is evaporated.
I wish people would try and come up with actual corruptions which aren't you die. (Points to the entire thread. Which you are not suppose to *Cough* Link *Cough*.)
And link FYI If im committing Exterminatus i'm on a spacestation, in space. Fully working, so fail corruption.
Granted, but once you get him he turns into this discofrogGranted, but not.
I wish Blackllama would stop posting for a few weeks
Granted, but once you get him he turns into this discofrogGranted, but not.
I wish Blackllama would stop posting for a few weeks
I wish old crow would not wish for that.
Granted, and you teach him how to kill after which he precedes to kill you and take over the world. He's still awesome though.Granted, once cats learn they can fly they hunt down every Avian bird they can find. Congratulations, Parrots, Turkey Vultures, Pigeons, Ravens, Crows, Chickens, Roosters and Blue Jays are all extinct, and are piled on everyone's doorstep. Which in turn Causes Worms and Rats to overpopulate. Creating some new disease which either Reduces their numbers to almost extinct numbers or drives them extinct. Once Rats go extinct Scientists start testing on Humans more often. One Scientist fails a test and creates a Mutant that acts like a zombie but feels no pain. The Mutation becomes quickly contagious through the bodily fluids and Spreads through the americas. Before the borders close a few get through and spread the Mutation/Disease to the world. You have no entered the zombie Apocalypse. You can not go outside because of the Mutant Zombie Cats that fly, nor can you set traps for birds since you caused them to become extinct. So you resort to going through the sewers to reach forests to find food. Eventually you and your party starve to death or must flee for land the Cat zombies haven't reached.
I wish cats had wings and could fly.
Granted, but since you have ALL the money, you're a huge target and get assassinated.
I wish I had Google Fiber.
Granted, but then they nuke the whole world.
I wish I could type faster.
Granted. But The crow will rape you in your sleep.Granted, but once you get him he turns into this discofrogGranted, but not.
I wish Blackllama would stop posting for a few weeks
I wish old crow would not wish for that.
Granted but you turn into tyberGranted but you have deal with his tit sweat everyday
I wish that I could become old crows bra
Granted, you broke the game, but I fixed it.Granted, but they were all men
I wish someone would reply.
Granted, but the value of each thing you sell is at around half a cent. Sell all your belongings and you might be able to afford a gumball machine.
I wish I could be ripped and get all dat pussy
Granted, but you are now a pooper scooper
I wish people on steam would stop stalking me
granted, you are good at ping pong and air hockey.Granted, she died during the fight.
I wish that I had a girl worth fighting for.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiqmZLOaD8o
Granted, you are hitler.granted, you are good at ping pong and air hockey.Granted, she died during the fight.
I wish that I had a girl worth fighting for.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiqmZLOaD8o
I wish I was everywhere, everything, and everyone.
Granted, but they mix up your order and now you have a plain avocado and two blended hamburgers.
Granted, but they mix up your order and now you have a plain avocado and two blended hamburgers.
I wish leet would have wished for something
Granted, but it is 0.0001 x 0.0001 .
I wish i was able to win in a discussion with myself.
Granted, but now you're a sexist chauvinist and are hated worldwide while they rescue your wife from your evil hands.
I wish cocaine was sentient.
I wish i could play without having to type stuff in chat...
I wish i could unbox a f*cking Unusual in tf2.Granted, but your account gets hacked and it gets stolen
I wish i could unbox a f*cking Unusual in tf2.Granted, but your account gets hacked and it gets stolen
I wish people would play the game right
Granted you create a flying fuck
I wish that someone would carry me to double AK in CS:GO
I wish that I would reply in this game to someone that had a wish
fuck that, its already corruptedGranted, and you broke your spine while doing it.
i wish that i could do a backflip
Granted, but you OD on the colorsGranted, permanently. Enjoy Davy Jones locker after accidentally wishing you were a pirate.
I wish I had everything and anything I wanted at anytime I want it.
Granted you get a cowpie.Granted, but you OD on the colorsGranted, permanently. Enjoy Davy Jones locker after accidentally wishing you were a pirate.
I wish I had everything and anything I wanted at anytime I want it.
I wish I had a pie flavoured pie.
Granted, you are now a member of the Native American Church. Enjoy your mind trips and nausea.Granted you get a cowpie.Granted, you now
I wish for a
I wish for a new religion based on cactus.
Granted, you are now a member of the Native American Church. Enjoy your mind trips and nausea.Granted you get a cowpie.Granted, you now
I wish for a
I wish for a new religion based on cactus.
I wish I could hear what people were thinking.
Granted, but every other bone is broken in the process of fixing your spine.Granted, now half the planet is blind from taco vision.
I wish all would see the greatness of the Taco.
Granted, there was no survivors.Granted aaand...oh shit what have I done.
I wish i had the power to blow up anything with my mind.
Granted, there was no survivors.Granted aaand...oh shit what have I done.
I wish i had the power to blow up anything with my mind.
I wish I could know what I have done.
Granted they are so powerful they kill all humans and take over as the dominant species.Granted, but things begin to make too much sense overloading our mental capacity for sense and exterminating the human species as a whole.
I wish things made more sense
Granted, how does that fine sandpaper taste?Granted, you were so good they killed you for it.
I wish I was the very best. like no one ever was.
You failed.Granted, how does that fine sandpaper taste?Granted, you were so good they killed you for it.
I wish I was the very best. like no one ever was.
I wish I had the ability to to control the decisions of everyone and anyone with my mind.
I wish i had no lag
Granted, but your internet bills are through the roof.Does that mean i don't have to pay the bills anymore?
I wish I had more free time
Granted, you have one additional second.
I wish i had more money
Granted, you're now a level 57 basement dweller with a rare flab armour and a sword of virginity - Just like usual, eh? trollfaceDo it Inject. Do it.
I wish Inject was renamed Penelope.
I wish people would follow the format of this game, and not post random junk on it :/
Granted, but they drive into you because of reasons.Granted, and the entire community lynches you because of it.
I wish Wholegrain and Cash Prizes were back.
Granted, but it eats a baby yoshi and dies from choking.Granted, you then wake up.
I wish I exploded from rainbow nukes.
༼ 㤠◕_â—• ༽ã¤Granted
i wish for more memes
You F*cking did it wrong!Granted, and now that you've dropped out you can pursue that thug life career you've been dreaming of.
I wish I was already done with school
Granted, but the standard of a "good" player has raised substantially, so compared to the best players in the world you still suck.
I wish I had teh moolayz