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Neltharion: How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?
Neltharion: Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Neltharion: *Leaves*
I <3 you, Nel.
Yeah just post your bad jokes here. So we can all laugh at how awesomely lame you really are. smug
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Why did the hipster eat the pizza hot out of the oven?
Cause he wanted to eat it before it was cool...
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I would tell a joke but all my jokes are racist :P. And what exactly is the point of this thread? To tell bad jokes are for you just to show everyone what neltharion said?
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Why did the hipster eat the pizza hot out of the oven?
Cause he wanted to eat it before it was cool...
How do you kill a hipster?
Drown him in the main stream
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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine. Meme9
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Don't click this if you don't like MJ jokes.
Why did Michael Jackson die? Kyron fought back.
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What does a wicked chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
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An older man walks into a bar wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard. He sits down at a bar and orders a drink. As the bartender sets it down, he asks, "Going to a party?"
"Yeah, a costume party," the man answers, "I'm supposed to come dressed as my love life."
"But you look like Abe Lincoln," protests the bartender.
"That's right. My last four scores were seven years ago."
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Why did the gofler wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
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What happened to the kid who got ran over by a car?
he got tired
What happened after he got ran over?
he was exhausted
eh???? get it????
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What's blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint
What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?
Cancer
Those are some anti jokes I know.
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Why did the girl drop her ice cream?
She got hit by a bus.
I think I like this thread.
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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree?
-It died.
Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree?
-It was nailed to the first one
Why did the kid fall off his bike?
-He was hit by falling koalas.
Also I think Animeme does a good job at this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0XhjExP5Ik
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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gasses here!"
Argon doesn't react.
How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Whoa, no, that's a hardware problem.
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One day Unknown had a thought
That's impossible, unknown doesn't think.
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What did the psychiatrist say to the naked man that walks into his office?
I can see you're nuts!
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(joke)
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe Who?
No, YOU'RE a poo!
What's wrong with us.
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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gasses here!"
Argon doesn't react.
How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Whoa, no, that's a hardware problem.
Oh, I tell chemical jokes
periodically
Why should you not trust anything an atom says?
because they make up everything!
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This is great and should be sticked xD
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What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Which video game system is always late for school?
Atardi
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What's wrong with CG?
Everything
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Why did Old Crow climb the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side. trollface
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They've just found a Mummy in Egypt that's covered in chocolate and peanuts.
Apparently he was called Pharoah Rocher.
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What type of fruit is unable to have a spontaneous wedding?
A Cantaloupe!
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How does a man on a moon get his haircut?
Eclipse it.
What did the moron do when he thought he might be dying?
He went into the living room
Why couldn't the shoes go out and play?
They were all tied up.
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Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?
He wanted to go bear foot.
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What is a Illeagal?
A sick Eagle.
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What do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion?
A piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eye
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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?
I can't peanut butter my penis into you.
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What's the best kind of bread?
Wholegrain
Why is the sea cold?
Because I didn't put the hot water on
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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?
They were my friends. :'(
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Two fish in a tank, one turns to the other and says...
"How do you drive this thing"
Two soldiers in a tank, one turns to the other and says.
"Arghablublughabu"
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One day at the bank, Loan Officer Patricia Whack got an interesting customer.
Kermit the Frog had walked in and up to her desk!
He asked if he could borrow $10,000.
Ms. Whack asked, "Do you have any collateral?"
Kermit replies, "I have this ceramic elephant. And my father happens to be Mick Jagger."
Ms. Whack says, "Hold on here for a bit. I'll be right back."
Going up to her boss, she asked, "What is this thing?" handing the elephant to him.
He says, tossing it back to her, "It's a Knick-knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man is a Rolling Stone."
trollface
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How many babies do you need to paint a wall?
Depends on what you use to smosh them with
What's better than a dead baby?
10 dead babies
How do you get a sweed down from a flag pole?
Tell a joke so he claps
I was going to tell a joke that could be considered racist but no not gonna do it
How many women do you need to fix a dead lightbulb?
1 to call a man to do it
Why are women bad at driving?
I don't know ask the asians, they seem to have the same problem
God my jokes are awful /thread
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Jokes.
Are you really that bald or is your neck just blowing a bubble?
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.
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hey girl let me clean off your seat for you
*Wipes face with cloth*
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What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
Dam!
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bad pickup line
is your name google?
because you've got everything im looking for
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Time for a kid-friendly joke that is the BEST and makes sense.
What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine?
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A SLOWPOKE!
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What kind of vegetable grows on your head and fingers?
Carrotin
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2 guys walked in bar.
I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mum's a whore.
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Your mamma's so hairy, they had to film "Godzilla in the mist" in her shower.
What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist. Racist bastard.
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I once had a bird named Enza.
I opened the window, and in-flu-enza.
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Want to hear a really bad joke?
Get some fiber wire and strangle someone.
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The bible
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The Khuran (or how ever you spell it)
Might cause more stirs. But since this is a western orientated gaming community. I'd say yea the bible is more affective.
INB4 mod deletes post.
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Guys...
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My report card
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Guys...
That's sexist saying all guys are really bad jokes ban plz
xD
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What did the fisherman say to the card magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
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Guys...
What? trollface
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Every pun by Lone.
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Dead baby joke warning, don't get angry with me. trollface
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies. What's worse than that?
The one of the bottom is alive, what's worse than that?
He has to eat his way out. What's worse than that?
He comes back for seconds.
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Why'd the turkey cross the road?
to prove he wasnt chicken
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These are terrible, even for terrible jokes. If that makes any sense.
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The bible
dont say the bible is a joke it's my favorite collection of fairy tales.
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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.
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What's the difference between a bucket of onions and a bucket of babies?
I cry when I Chop up the onions
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How big is this bucket? trollface
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Why do astronomers call the Sun a star when it's clearly circle-shaped?