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General Gaming Talk / Why The War Z is a scam and a "Cybernetic piece of horse cum"
« on: December 18, 2012, 05:20:35 AM »
Yeah, don't buy this game. I had the unfortunate pleasure of purchasing this piece of shit back in it's alpha. Needless to say, I played for 2 hours, uninstalled, and never picked it back up for another month (or untill beta).
The problems were that the graphics (If your playing on a DECENT PC) are shit, there were SO MANY BUGS (literally i couldn't walk down a road for more than like 15 mins without seeing like 8 graphic bug's and like 5 A.I. bugs), the zombies A.I. were so retarded it makes me want to stick Macaroni and Cheese up my anus and you could kill a guy who had full gear with a flashlight (Yet, zombies were IMPOSSIBLE TO KILL!!).
I decided I would give it another shot when beta came by. Again needless to say, it still sucks monkey balls. The game was basically unchanged besides some aesthetic changes and other bullshit (Other bullshit not including game breaking bugs). The animations were still bullshit and the zombie A.I. was still Macaroni-and-Cheese-up-the-assable.
Here's a few reasons why you should NEVER spend 15 bucks on cybernetic piece of frozen horse cum.
1) UNTRUSTWORTHY DEVELOPERS!
Developers BLATANTLY LIED about development time, features, performance, server numbers and stability and a LOT more (Additional information at this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXKu5lV69V8 )
2) GAME BREAKING BUGS AND GLITCHES!
As i said above, the games bug and glitch level is over 9000. Thing's such as invisible rocks, texture clipping errors, crashing errors (Like EVERY MINUTES THERES A CRASH!) and I'm sure there's a lot more that i haven't seen.
3) UNREALISTIC MOVEMENT AND ANIMATIONS!
There so shitty it's unbelievable. Just look at this video and see how "Realistic" the animations are: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyao3xZ8xJg
4) ANNOYING, STIFF AND UNREALISTICALLY TANK-LIKE MOVEMENT AND COMBAT!
It's so annoying when you move like a snail carrying a turtle up a river of molasses while being repeatedly drop-kicked by Jackie Chan and Chuck Norris. Yeah, it feels that tank-like and slow.
5) INCREDIBLY ANNOYING STAMINA BAR!
Goddamn that thing goes down faster then a Olympic athlete running from a meteor shower of shitty games.
6) SHITTY ASS COMMUNITY!
What can i say? There's a lot of assholes on the WarZ forums. Whenever you bring up the fact that the game has a LOT of bugs and glitches, you'll instantly get a "WELL IT'S STILL IN ALPHA YOU DUMBASS!". It's really sad.
7) SERVERS ARE CONSTANTLY FULL!
I can NEVER find an empty slot on a server. I find this funny because it's nearly IMPOSSIBLE to get in a server with a friend (Not that i have any friends would play this piece of shit... or any friends at all...
) and they say ON THERE WEBSITE that it would be EASY to join in a server and play with friends.
8. ITS A SCAM!
Yep, it's a full-blown, bottom-of-the-barrel, shit stain on a Sunday suit SCAM. Again, the developer's said that there has been more than 2 years of development put into this game. Well, that's a HUGE lie. I want you to look at these videos of 2 separate games by the same company: 1) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MoMkNbv9WY 2) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_58dghjrsg . Anyone coder can look at the code of these two games and notice that WarZ IS War Inc. Battlezone with a few zombie bots. Notice how not ONLY are the animations, guns and graphics THE SAME, but also the menus on WarZ are basically a zombie themed War Inc. menu!
WarZ
War Inc.
With all this in mind, it's basically a money whore scam bitch hooker taking people's Hard earned cash.
In other words...
THIS GAME IS SHIT!
The problems were that the graphics (If your playing on a DECENT PC) are shit, there were SO MANY BUGS (literally i couldn't walk down a road for more than like 15 mins without seeing like 8 graphic bug's and like 5 A.I. bugs), the zombies A.I. were so retarded it makes me want to stick Macaroni and Cheese up my anus and you could kill a guy who had full gear with a flashlight (Yet, zombies were IMPOSSIBLE TO KILL!!).
I decided I would give it another shot when beta came by. Again needless to say, it still sucks monkey balls. The game was basically unchanged besides some aesthetic changes and other bullshit (Other bullshit not including game breaking bugs). The animations were still bullshit and the zombie A.I. was still Macaroni-and-Cheese-up-the-assable.
Here's a few reasons why you should NEVER spend 15 bucks on cybernetic piece of frozen horse cum.
1) UNTRUSTWORTHY DEVELOPERS!
Developers BLATANTLY LIED about development time, features, performance, server numbers and stability and a LOT more (Additional information at this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXKu5lV69V8 )
2) GAME BREAKING BUGS AND GLITCHES!
As i said above, the games bug and glitch level is over 9000. Thing's such as invisible rocks, texture clipping errors, crashing errors (Like EVERY MINUTES THERES A CRASH!) and I'm sure there's a lot more that i haven't seen.
3) UNREALISTIC MOVEMENT AND ANIMATIONS!
There so shitty it's unbelievable. Just look at this video and see how "Realistic" the animations are: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyao3xZ8xJg
4) ANNOYING, STIFF AND UNREALISTICALLY TANK-LIKE MOVEMENT AND COMBAT!
It's so annoying when you move like a snail carrying a turtle up a river of molasses while being repeatedly drop-kicked by Jackie Chan and Chuck Norris. Yeah, it feels that tank-like and slow.
5) INCREDIBLY ANNOYING STAMINA BAR!
Goddamn that thing goes down faster then a Olympic athlete running from a meteor shower of shitty games.
6) SHITTY ASS COMMUNITY!
What can i say? There's a lot of assholes on the WarZ forums. Whenever you bring up the fact that the game has a LOT of bugs and glitches, you'll instantly get a "WELL IT'S STILL IN ALPHA YOU DUMBASS!". It's really sad.
7) SERVERS ARE CONSTANTLY FULL!
I can NEVER find an empty slot on a server. I find this funny because it's nearly IMPOSSIBLE to get in a server with a friend (Not that i have any friends would play this piece of shit... or any friends at all...
) and they say ON THERE WEBSITE that it would be EASY to join in a server and play with friends.8. ITS A SCAM!
Yep, it's a full-blown, bottom-of-the-barrel, shit stain on a Sunday suit SCAM. Again, the developer's said that there has been more than 2 years of development put into this game. Well, that's a HUGE lie. I want you to look at these videos of 2 separate games by the same company: 1) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MoMkNbv9WY 2) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_58dghjrsg . Anyone coder can look at the code of these two games and notice that WarZ IS War Inc. Battlezone with a few zombie bots. Notice how not ONLY are the animations, guns and graphics THE SAME, but also the menus on WarZ are basically a zombie themed War Inc. menu!
WarZ
War Inc.
With all this in mind, it's basically a money whore scam bitch hooker taking people's Hard earned cash.
In other words...
THIS GAME IS SHIT!
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