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Offline Inject OH 4

Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« on: March 13, 2011, 08:52:02 AM »
Kind of angry no ones done this yet. Its always been on other forums and one of my top fav forum games.

The rules are pretty simple:

I make a wish, and the next person to post finds an ironic way to derive bad consequences from granting the wish, or to otherwise tag a downside to it, and so on and so forth.
For example:

Person 1: i wish i had a Corvette

Person 2:granted. you got it real cheap because it was crushed under a giant anvil.
I wish i was the most attractive person in the world

Person 3:granted. you are the most attractive person in the world, and both sexes now want your body.
I wish i had a big, juicy steak.


You get the idea. Now lets play,

I wish my mom was not insane!
Quote from:  Winston
We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.
Quote from:  Zombie
Valuve Admin Steve: If not we at valve can act as a "guardian gateway".
Valuve Admin Steve: I will be your daddy.
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Offline Jorgen

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2011, 09:37:39 AM »
grants your mother not being insane, it was easy she was lobotomised.
I wish I could get some cola right now

Conjoint Gaming [Game On]

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2011, 09:37:39 AM »

Offline Pillz

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2011, 12:30:50 PM »
Your wish is granted, now please drink your cola out of my ass.

I wish I didn't have to wish.
This whole thing is a travesty.

For starters, Pillz is obviously the sexiest.

Offline Kwaurtz

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2011, 12:50:08 PM »
Your wish is granted, you died.

I wish I had a working car that had no problems with it and was indestructible.


Offline Global_Meltdown

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2011, 12:55:32 PM »
Your wish is granted except the car has no problems and is indestructible, so much you crashed into some water while driving 250 mph and couldn't get out due to the weight of the metal and bullet proof glass, causing you to suffocate to death in a watery grave.

I wish for a moon base :) (F U BUSH I STILL REMEMBER U PROMISED ME A MOON BASE)


9:04 PM - (=CG=)Lone Mudkips: Something happened to me that is so vile, that I want to go out in a rampage
9:05 PM - (=CG=)Lone Mudkips: brb
9:05 PM - Global_Meltdown: k
9:05 PM - Global_Meltdown: :\
9:05 PM - (=CG=)Lone Mudkips: Do you want to know?
9:05 PM - Global_Meltdown: yeah
9:05 PM - (=CG=)Lone Mudkips: Do you REALLY want to know?
9:06 PM - (=CG=)Lone Mudkips: There is a Justin Bieber sticker on one of my binders for school.
9:06 PM - (=CG=)Lone Mudkips: That makes me mad
9:06 PM - Global_Meltdown: hahahaha
9:06 PM - Global_Meltdown: pwned
9:06 PM - (=CG=)Lone Mudkips: EFF U WURLD

Offline Bjork

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2011, 01:01:11 PM »
The moonbase is completely impenetrable apart from the inside in which there is hundreds of strange humanoid creatures and all you have is mining gear.

I wish I had more chocolate cake.
(=CG=) Bjork! : Its an old cat aswell so its gonna look like a war vet
(=CG=) Bjork! : It also has a beard
Maurice Moss   : How old is it?
Maurice Moss   : Wait a BEARD?

Offline Travis

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2011, 01:09:26 PM »
Wish granted but the core is shit, not chocolate.


I wish my wish is impossible to corrupt and grants us peace and no way to die and earth's resources can't be used up and there is no overpopulated.
Boobs.

Offline Lone Mudkips

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2011, 01:38:29 PM »
Your wish is granted, now enjoy your wish that will never happen in real life.
I wish I was a mudkip.

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Offline LeninCat

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2011, 01:57:21 PM »
Wish granted, but you are now going to be slain for being the most annoying fucking pokemon ever.

I wish that granting wishes were illegal.
"I'm admin of my own asshole, no one may enter but me" -Wholegrain on vent 12:49:12 AM March 12th 2011

Offline Travis

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2011, 02:01:54 PM »
Granted, but you're arrested and buttfucked every hour in prison.

I wish girls loved my cock.
Boobs.

Offline Kwaurtz

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2011, 02:02:16 PM »
Wish granted, but you are now going to be slain for being the most annoying fucking pokemon ever.

I wish that granting wishes were illegal.

Wish granted, however its only a class b misdemeanor and if you do not possess a weapon on you, are having sex, DUI, or making violent threats, its only a citation.


Offline Jorgen

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2011, 04:06:15 PM »
Granted, but you're arrested and buttfucked every hour in prison.

I wish girls loved my cock.
wish granted, they all had stds so now you have it all =D
I wish I could take a huge shit right now

Offline Wholegrain

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2011, 04:19:16 PM »
shit granted but it might hurt

I wish I could man the fuck up already and get this girl alone so i can ask her to prom DAMNIT!

Offline Travis

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2011, 04:27:17 PM »
Wish granted but she reveals her large, thick cock to you after accepting.

I wish I could have a lucid dream every night.
Boobs.

Offline Inject OH 4

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2011, 06:11:25 PM »
Wish granted but she reveals her large, thick cock to you after accepting.

I wish I could have a lucid dream every night.
your wish is granted but in order to do so you need to have gay but sex every awake moment.

I wish I had a tree that grows money! :D
Quote from:  Winston
We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.
Quote from:  Zombie
Valuve Admin Steve: If not we at valve can act as a "guardian gateway".
Valuve Admin Steve: I will be your daddy.
Looking for graphic artist, Photoshopers, and other graphic related people. Hit me a PM if you can help!

Conjoint Gaming [Game On]

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2011, 06:11:25 PM »

 


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