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« on: May 23, 2012, 02:24:29 AM »
After two years, I'm finally rebooting the series  Enjoy! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SB_hdwz_DaoLeaving it as a link you're supposed to click because you'd need a magnifying glass to watch this video in the embedded preview.
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« on: February 07, 2011, 09:48:32 PM »
Now you're probably wondering, what's a [Semi-Raw] video? Semi-Raw videos are my Ventrilo videos but unlisted from Youtube. This means these videos cannot be found in your subscription boxes, suggestion boxes, my channel, etc. Basically, it's a "hidden" video.  But why hide these videos, won't they get no views at all? Yes, they won't. The point of doing this is to prevent people (in the videos) to get mad at me, and have some regrets about the things they said in the video, and want me to remove/mute some parts in the video before they GET the views. You also get to choose what songs you want playing in the video (because most of the Semi-Raw vids are silent, except the actual voices in them.) After a day or so, I will then remove the Semi-Raw video, and upload the fully edited video to be seen by every, publicly, like any normal video would. Because warning people that I'm recording just isn't enough (and I understand that.) drugnerd Here are the procedures:1. I record and edit the video that then becomes the Semi-Raw video. 2. I upload it UNLISTED and only make it viewable on this thread. 3. YOU guys tell me what part you want me to remove in the video AND choose the background music you think will fit well. (see "preferred request/bgm format" below) 4. I edit the video once again and delete what was requested to be deleted, and add the background music (if appropriate or "good" enough). 5. I upload the FINAL, PUBLIC video on my channel www.youtube.com/KllopZ6. (OPTIONAL) You comment, subscribe, or rate my video.  CURRENT VIDEOYouTube - Broadcast Yourself.Credits are to be given in the Final video. Preferred Request/Background Music Format (Optional, but still would be nice):Example: "I want x:xx to x:xx removed from the video because [reason] and '[artist name]' by [song name] could be a good song for the video." You don't need to follow that format strictly. But you know, as long as it has "x:xx to x:xx" and the song title AND artist name in it. 
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« on: January 31, 2011, 02:36:45 AM »
Recently I've been getting stress as  because of high school (not drama or anything, I just keep thinking about work and that's been stressing me, not sure why). The WEIRD thing is, I have a shitload of free time off school, BUT for some reason I never feel like playing anything. Most of the time I just find myself wasting 30 mins to hours going around Youtube refreshing the page and cycling through Facebook and the forums. (youtube.com => facebook.com => conjointgaming.com => repeat, even though nothing changes.) I don't even feel like making videos anymore (other than because I can't use the console on Gmod anymore and that I have no talent whatsoever, along with the lack of speaking English fluently.) Hopefully this is only temporary... except the video part. And no, I'm not pissed at anyone  Anyway, what I'm really asking is, since I probably lost my admin status, and that I'm below 15 of age, will I be able to re-apply for admin at a later time? (Last time I checked, I didn't have my powers anymore on TTT, and it's not like the server went through a massive change or anything after the last time I had them. So I probably got removed for a reason.) I know that the community has become stricter about the age limit, but who says there may not be exceptions, amirite?
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« on: November 28, 2010, 03:35:23 PM »
Every time I record myself talk, my headset microphone records whatever I say with a very low volume. I'm forced to edit the sound afterwards, but when I do I can hear everything in my room, including my LAPTOP's fan in the background. I've already desperately looked through all my sound settings, recording and playback, and the control panel, so don't bother asking. Can anyone help? Does anyone know what's going on? I'm tired of hearing myself even open my mouth and swallowing saliva. Which is annoying because I'm thinking of putting commentary videos on my Youtube channel. I could put my microphone away from my mouth a little bit, but that only makes the sound lower, and I'd have to bring up the volume by editing eventually, anyway. The same sounds would still be there. I'm using a headset. Here's a sample of what it sounds like: http://www.filefront.com/17576284/jcpsample.mp3Just download it... the embed doesn't work.
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« on: November 24, 2010, 03:57:12 AM »
So FearlessTHOR and I were thinking of making a machinima about TTT (DarkEmo and Inject were involved too but the idea kinda died off until now). Well, we're actually working on the script right now. The script isn't completed yet. So far, we have two versions. The first one is typed by Fearless alone: P1: Hey guys look what I bought new boots! Never no what ill do next
P2&3: (at table not listing)
Professor,akaP4: Hey there something I need to tell you..(both walk to a different room)
I cant live forever and I need an hier someone to take my riches and take care of my man eating dogs when am gone. The others are not smart enough and to impulsive not like you tho. Not old predictable “P1”
P1: WTf hello new boots
P4: that’s why I made you my sole hier the day I die… you’ll be a very wealthy person
Oh.. my yes… incredibly wealthy the day I die…because your so unimpulsive
P1: Pulls out knife and stabs p4
P4: oh, god you’ve killed me! You’ve killed me..
P1: oh, god, what have I done?
P4: ive told you you’ve killed me!
P1 Ok, just try to be claim (enters room whistling)
P5: (setting down)
P6: Holy shit the professors dead..
P2&6; Oh, what?!
P6: if you ask me I think it mighty suspicious im going to call the police… right after I flush some things
P5: Police! Goddamn pigs well it so happens I have a mail order degress in murderology and murderonomy “p5s name” is a foot. [aka detective]
P1&P6: (setting at table)
P6: perhaps the professors files can clear things up lets see citation for public nudity , conspiracy to commit pubic nudity. Ah Ha a new will naming—[Gasps] You as the sole Heir!
P1: that doesn’t prove I killed him.
P6: it’s a video will it shows you killing him
D: ( looking at the crime scene) ( in the back ground p1&p6 fighting p6 not putting up a fight yelling and screaming dose not hear due to him being a dumbass)
P1: (diposal things)
P7: (walks in) what you got a disposal trouble?
P1: NO! everything is just—
P7: sure is shocking that about the professor, huh?
And now (p6) is mysteriously missing. Anyhow it doesn’t affect me (p7)
Hey what is this? (p6) hair and his arm? (p1), im shocked food goes into the disposal hair and flesh into the trash.
P1: am sorry I couldn’t stop. Well, wait you don’t care I murdered (p6)?
P7:not even alittle, there is nothing wrong with murder just as long as you pay me.
P1: are you black mailing me?
P7: Black mail is such an ugly word I prefer extortion the x makes it sound cool
P1: (pulls out knife)
P7: please you think am scared of you?
P1 (pulls out gun) shoots (p7) in the head, Okay that’s it no more killing, next time you feel like killing chew some gum. Now to get ride of the body
P2: ( reading a book) ( P1 enters) wow nices boots….NOT! ahahaa
P1: do you have any gum?
P2: no (screaming)
(D-standing up,p1,p3,p9- sitting down)( joey enters takes seat next to p1)
P1: Who are you?
J: joey the janitor
P1: ive never seen you before
J: never seen you before. Nither
D: Quiet please, I’ve called you all here today to the parlor…. To watch as I gradually solve the crime one of the people in this room is a big murderer, [all gasp except P1] [P1 then gasp]
D: You see the killer left one fatal clue this boot print on the professors lab coat
P1: uh… couldn’t have been me. I never wear boots.
P9: this is preposterous obviously the murderer is--- ( light shut off)
P9: (dead on the couch)
For a second nobody notices joey looks and jumps with freight
D: my next clue came at 4:15 when the clock stopped and another came two hours later at 4:15 when I discovered the dead corpse of (p2)
J: Joey knows who killed them people. In joeys opinion, it were…. (lights shut off)(then on) joey dead
D: so its just as I suspected all along the crime is unsolvable (letter falls in)
A letter from (p7) my good friend Dear( D) if you are reading this I’m already dead the person who killed me was--- was--- my god cant be. The murder was—
P3: (yawns) im bored your boring( D) im going to go watch tv
P1: can you get the lights on your way out? [lights shut off]
Next day
P3: what you eating
P1: lobster, you want some?
P3: sure, I think I finally figure out whats behind all these mysterious deaths
P1: really?
P3: was this mansion built on an Indian graveyard?
P1:no
P3: no?
P1: no
P3: [Gasp] then--- then… IT WAS YOU.
P1: I don’t know what came over me I killed one person on impulse then I had to kill another and another.
P3: well that covers the first 3 killings
P1: and now to make sure you wont talk im going to have to do something really impulsive.
P3: [SCREAMS]
Richland or some scence place
Professer: so who else has a question for the what if machine. Joey? (p3)?
P3; maybe next time? And here's the second version, which is Fearless's version just rewritten by me alone: P1: (coming up the stairs) Sup everyone, i hope you're not doing
anything mischievous BECAUSE I HAVE A NEW GUN!!
(P2 and P3 ignore P1) P2: Yeah, whatever dude.
P3: Yeah, man. Cool story bro...
P1: Oh fuck you guys, when I get rich from success and get a smexy
mansion, prostitutes, and riches, I'm never gonna share it with you
assholes.
(P4 walks up to P1 from another room) P4: Hey, P1, I've got something
to say to you, it's important.
P1: What, you're gonna tell me how gay you are and brag about your
dick size again, FOR THE 8th TIME?
P4: No.. no, just come to the other room with me.
(P1 and P4 go to the other room *transition*) P4: Okay, so obviously
there are some traitors going on and about, and any of us can die
any time soon. But right now, since you're the most trustworthy
guy or girl around here...
P1: What is that supposed to mean?
P4: ...I've decided to give you all of my property, including my
smexy mansion and prostitutes, blah blah blah-blah... blah blah
blah blah--blah...
(P1 thinking while P4 is "blah blah"ing [this line can be read
seperately as I'm going to edit this line over P4's blah blahs anyway)
P1: Alright this is the PERFECT opportunity, once he stops talking,
I'm gonna kill him with my new gun and all my traitor friends will
respect me...
P4: ... blah blah-blah, and I'm gonna give all those riches to you
when --
(P1 immediately shoots P4 in the head with a silenced gun;
P4 dies) P4: -quick shriek-
P1: OH SHIT, what?! OH MY GOD I FUCKED IT UP, WHAT WAS HE GONNA
SAY?? FUCK!!
P2: Hey, what was that sound?!
P1: (falsetto) Uhh, nothing! I'm just a young woman doing housekeeping
in the room!
P2: Alright! Can I join?
P1: (normal voice) Oh my god dude, nevermind! I-I'm just jacking off,
don't come in.
P2: Ohh.............. Can I join, still?
P1: FUCK NO!!
(5 minute later *transition*) The purpose of this thread is to get everyone's opinions on the script. First, the script will need to be chosen from one of the two versions, OR if you guys want to merge them together, leave some suggestions in the replies. If we do vote for only one version for the script, it'll still be proofread by you guys anyway. flower.gif Thanks.
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« on: November 16, 2010, 09:27:13 PM »
It's been, like, 2 months and I still can't see the homepage and the shoutbox anywhere. I've already tried all browsers, but still to no avail. Now I've noticed something very fishy about this. I've asked Mindtrixx, who is now a Veteran, if he could see the homepage and the shoutbox, and he could. So something's going on here. I seem to be the only one who can't see the homepage and shoutbox!  Seriously, what's going on?
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« on: October 17, 2010, 06:41:18 PM »
Name: (=CG=) JohnCyKlopZ Time you are leaving: Now, but I'll be "back" on duty some time after October 29th. In Which server you are admin on: TTT Additional Comments: I'm not leaving at all, just laying off my admin position at TTT since I'm having some "technical difficulties." Gotta love GMod over-allocating memory for no good reason. If you don't know what I'm talking about, go here: http://www.conjointgaming.com/forum/index.php?topic=2142.msg28297If you've got perhaps some kind of solution to fix that problem, post there. I'm really pissed I'm gonna have to miss all those fun admin events because my shitty laptop can't handle the TTT server. Other than that, I'll still be here, making videos once in a while like always: www.youtube.com/kllopz
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« on: October 17, 2010, 03:29:40 PM »
GMod TTT Memory ErrorCan someone help? D:< What might happen: No more TTT videos. I will have to resign from my Admin position.
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« on: October 17, 2010, 03:03:56 PM »
Filmed and edited by me.  Counter-Strike Source: JohnCyKlopZThe footage is from random CSS servers. The CG CSS server is not included. I'm saving CG footage for later Description:Here's some random css clips put together. Enjoy!
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« on: October 16, 2010, 03:57:37 PM »
Half an hour ago, I've recorded Brenz on our CSS server. I really thought he was wall-hacking. I've got some good evidence, but I'm thinking of making it into a whole video pointing out his major kills before showing it you guys. So it's coming later.
Btw, Ze LeetGrain has some demo files with him that he should be able to upload here.
YOUR in game name EXACTLY!: (=CG=) JohnCyKlopZ and (=CG=) Ze LeetGrain.
the exact name of the person you are requesting a ban at the time they were on the server: brenz
What were they doing: Ze LeetGrain and me suspect that Brenz might be wall-hacking/seeing through walls. We would see him pre-fire very often and randomly stop/camp to kill a person heading out a corner.
Which server was it: CSS
What time/day was it (include timezone if possible): Between 10:00-10:30 AM (Pacific Standard Time)
Additional Notes: When the map changed to office, I immediately started spectating Brenz and got some pretty good evidence. After 10 minutes or more, he suddenly walked into a corner, went afk, and after 2 minutes, he started sucking again. He must've noticed me spectating.
When I left (from what Ze LeetGrain is saying) Brenz started to "own" again. That's when Ze LeetGrain got his share of evidence of Brenz.
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« on: October 14, 2010, 08:56:59 PM »
 just thought I'd share.
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« on: August 30, 2010, 09:45:05 PM »
Is there a way to take the knife from TTT including the way you hold it, how it disappears when you use it, and how it sticks on dead bodies, so you can use it in sandbox? If there is, how do I do that?
I need to know for a machinima I'm making relating to TTT. So having a knife as it is in TTT will seem more realistic than just taking the simple CSS knife.
ShoutBox!
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