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Offline Blackllama

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #15 on: April 14, 2013, 02:39:39 AM »
What did the psychiatrist say to the naked man that walks into his office?

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I can see you're nuts!

Offline Mr_Rainbow

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #16 on: April 14, 2013, 04:13:34 AM »
(joke)
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Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #16 on: April 14, 2013, 04:13:34 AM »

Offline Leetgrain

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #17 on: April 14, 2013, 04:24:01 AM »
Knock knock.
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Who's there?
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Europe.
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Europe Who?
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No, YOU'RE a poo!

What's wrong with us.
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The whole point of CG is ruined if no one post.
I know what you would do you would hump the shit out of that car, then you would get run over  :D
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It's an ulgy dem file.
And you're do not look any thicker. I've had Creaps.


Offline oobla37

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #18 on: April 14, 2013, 05:47:51 AM »
Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gasses here!"

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Argon doesn't react.

How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Whoa, no, that's a hardware problem.

Oh, I tell chemical jokes

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periodically

Why should you not trust anything an atom says?

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because they make up everything!

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Offline Cortez (Mr. T. FOO!)

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #19 on: April 14, 2013, 11:17:46 AM »
This is great and should be sticked xD
Does this look like a ball field to you sucka? This is a sandbox. For making sandcastles.

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Bears, beer and bitches. That's everyone's motto.
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Only been in it once didn't really pay attention to the staff, I think their was an eatable thong... but that may have been a totally different store, ANYWAYS... lol.
The plunger could simply be out of view, the pants + it's location behind the toilet may hide it... Or it's a fraud and we need to take down the system with out golden axes while destroying the rest of the demon-spawn so that we may live in a utopia.

Offline UnknownError

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #20 on: April 14, 2013, 01:42:21 PM »
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?

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Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!


Which video game system is always late for school?

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Atardi
"DONT JUST WHIP IT OUT"-All of Haiti
"my nipples are hard" - Mrs.TheNurse (MeOwMoO)
"Guztav: How dare you leave me, you beuitiful individual full of love"
"Time to eat 8 tacos" - BladeTwinSwords
"How about I send your buttcheeks to Tybers "magic stick" - Linkster
"+1, seems like a guy who doesn't abuse power, etc."- Death
"He betta wrap dat sheet, ho. Don't want no baby unknowns runnin round" - Oobla
"YOU WANT SOME MORE CRACKERS" - Nexus



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Offline Sniper no Sniping

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #21 on: April 14, 2013, 01:44:13 PM »
What's wrong with CG?

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Everything

Offline Blackllama

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #22 on: April 14, 2013, 03:07:35 PM »
Why did Old Crow climb the glass wall?

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To see what was on the other side.  trollface

Offline (QC) Spell Bound

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #23 on: April 14, 2013, 04:07:35 PM »
They've just found a Mummy in Egypt that's covered in chocolate and peanuts.

Apparently he was called Pharoah Rocher.
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Offline Blackllama

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #24 on: April 14, 2013, 05:07:39 PM »
What type of fruit is unable to have a spontaneous wedding?

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A Cantaloupe!

Offline UnknownError

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #25 on: April 14, 2013, 05:42:35 PM »
How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

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Eclipse it.

What did the moron do when he thought he might be dying?

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He went into the living room


Why couldn't the shoes go out and play?
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They were all tied up.
"DONT JUST WHIP IT OUT"-All of Haiti
"my nipples are hard" - Mrs.TheNurse (MeOwMoO)
"Guztav: How dare you leave me, you beuitiful individual full of love"
"Time to eat 8 tacos" - BladeTwinSwords
"How about I send your buttcheeks to Tybers "magic stick" - Linkster
"+1, seems like a guy who doesn't abuse power, etc."- Death
"He betta wrap dat sheet, ho. Don't want no baby unknowns runnin round" - Oobla
"YOU WANT SOME MORE CRACKERS" - Nexus



Best on TTT: 12 Kills, 8 Headshots

Offline UnknownError

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #26 on: April 16, 2013, 06:18:42 PM »
Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?
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He wanted to go bear foot.
"DONT JUST WHIP IT OUT"-All of Haiti
"my nipples are hard" - Mrs.TheNurse (MeOwMoO)
"Guztav: How dare you leave me, you beuitiful individual full of love"
"Time to eat 8 tacos" - BladeTwinSwords
"How about I send your buttcheeks to Tybers "magic stick" - Linkster
"+1, seems like a guy who doesn't abuse power, etc."- Death
"He betta wrap dat sheet, ho. Don't want no baby unknowns runnin round" - Oobla
"YOU WANT SOME MORE CRACKERS" - Nexus



Best on TTT: 12 Kills, 8 Headshots

Offline Dante

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #27 on: April 16, 2013, 11:32:37 PM »
What is a Illeagal?

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A sick Eagle.

Offline Muffins

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #28 on: April 20, 2013, 03:42:00 PM »
What do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion?

A piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eye

Offline Kacey

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #29 on: April 21, 2013, 01:26:45 AM »
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?

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I can't peanut butter my penis into you.

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Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #29 on: April 21, 2013, 01:26:45 AM »

 


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