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Offline IsYn Wooley

The Worst games you have ever played.
« on: January 14, 2013, 01:09:38 PM »
Just as the titles suggests list the worst PC games you have ever played and why you feel that way.

Naughty Bear for PS3
-Game could have been good, I love the carnage...but holy shit does this game lag like a motherfucker to an unplayable level on PS3.

Half-Life 1 (no just kidding)  trollface

Troy mmorpg for pc
-Bad mechanics terrible graphics for the time

Continue....

-Wooley
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Offline Leetgrain

Re: The Worst games you have ever played.
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2013, 01:18:03 PM »
Breach: A bloody scam on steam, PC game never worked for ANYONE and... well a lot of people fell into the trap.

Universal Studios Theme Park Adventures: Hooray. Pick up rubbish. Talk to Woody the Woodpecker. Can't you see how enthralled I am? No? Neither can I.
« Last Edit: January 14, 2013, 02:03:27 PM by Leetgrain »
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Re: The Worst games you have ever played.
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2013, 01:18:03 PM »

Offline Tictactoe360

Re: The Worst games you have ever played.
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2013, 01:19:45 PM »
Gothic Series -If only for the most godawful control scheme ever conceived by mortal men.  I mean, I've played shitty ports with better controls than any one of the Gothic games.
« Last Edit: January 14, 2013, 01:31:24 PM by Discord »

Offline IsYn Wooley

Re: The Worst games you have ever played.
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2013, 02:18:48 PM »
I can already tell that I will get flamed for this...Maybe...

HEAVY RAIN

-Interactive cutscene...not a video game.

I would rather have watched this as a movie. I would still have left halfway through.

And I fucking tried, I played it for a few good hours and I give it the rating of

Moist Bread.

Which brings me to my most recent terribad game



^^^^This picture alone made me go man this game is probably fucking BOSS! ^^^^
No the graphics are not Boss, they are Balls, moldy, sweaty, wrinkly, old, fungus covered, balls.

MOIST BREAD like a motherucker...it is like WoW...but your alone so it is like WoW Single Player, but even shittier since I played it on a fucking console.

It might suck a little less on PC. but damn was that a waste of a queue slot on Gamefly.

-Wooley
« Last Edit: January 14, 2013, 02:29:39 PM by IsYn Wooley »
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Offline Pillz

Re: The Worst games you have ever played.
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2013, 04:39:41 PM »
Deal or No Deal
M&M Beach Party

Two games my mom bought for my little sister's wii and I was asked to play.

Then I beat my mom for spending 50+ dollars on this shit
This whole thing is a travesty.

For starters, Pillz is obviously the sexiest.

Offline Prince LunaShy

Re: The Worst games you have ever played.
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2013, 04:44:24 PM »
Garry's Mod
I don't know how this is possible, but it's both the best and worst game EVER.

Oh, the shitboxes.

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Offline Pillz

Re: The Worst games you have ever played.
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2013, 04:53:12 PM »
Garry's Mod
I don't know how this is possible, but it's both the best and worst game EVER.

Oh, the shitboxes.

I was going to simply say TTT as my worst game, but eh. It's still fun, just bad.
This whole thing is a travesty.

For starters, Pillz is obviously the sexiest.

Offline Kwaurtz

Re: The Worst games you have ever played.
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2013, 04:56:29 PM »
I can already tell that I will get flamed for this...Maybe...

HEAVY RAIN

-Interactive cutscene...not a video game.

I would rather have watched this as a movie. I would still have left halfway through.

And I fucking tried, I played it for a few good hours and I give it the rating of

Moist Bread.

Which brings me to my most recent terribad game



^^^^This picture alone made me go man this game is probably fucking BOSS! ^^^^
No the graphics are not Boss, they are Balls, moldy, sweaty, wrinkly, old, fungus covered, balls.

MOIST BREAD like a motherucker...it is like WoW...but your alone so it is like WoW Single Player, but even shittier since I played it on a fucking console.

It might suck a little less on PC. but damn was that a waste of a queue slot on Gamefly.

-Wooley

As a huge fan of DnD, WoW, etc, Kingdons of Amalur was a fucking amazing game for me.


Offline IsYn Wooley

Re: The Worst games you have ever played.
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2013, 04:58:03 PM »
I can already tell that I will get flamed for this...Maybe...

HEAVY RAIN

-Interactive cutscene...not a video game.

I would rather have watched this as a movie. I would still have left halfway through.

And I fucking tried, I played it for a few good hours and I give it the rating of

Moist Bread.

Which brings me to my most recent terribad game



^^^^This picture alone made me go man this game is probably fucking BOSS! ^^^^
No the graphics are not Boss, they are Balls, moldy, sweaty, wrinkly, old, fungus covered, balls.

MOIST BREAD like a motherucker...it is like WoW...but your alone so it is like WoW Single Player, but even shittier since I played it on a fucking console.

It might suck a little less on PC. but damn was that a waste of a queue slot on Gamefly.

-Wooley

As a huge fan of DnD, WoW, etc, Kingdons of Amalur was a fucking amazing game for me.

I am a huge fan of WoW. Pre cata. I might just have to try this game on PC now though, cuz my original post still stands.
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Offline Kwaurtz

Re: The Worst games you have ever played.
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2013, 05:02:53 PM »
My friends and I had picked it up on the 360. I dunno, it played fantastically for me. I'm also at the moment reinstalling WoW. I didn't give MoP a fairshot I feel.


Offline IsYn Wooley

Re: The Worst games you have ever played.
« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2013, 05:09:02 PM »
They gave me 10 days free to play. My wife and I gave it like 3 levels in pandas and said oh god this is bad.

Also jumped back onto our mains and said yay shitty talent tree simplified for fuckheads.

I know everyone else disagrees, but I guess we can't all be the same.

If I need wow i jump on the IsYn Private server and play it up.

Maybe I can just attribute it to being sick of WoW after almost ten years it is old.

-Wooley
« Last Edit: January 14, 2013, 05:15:50 PM by IsYn Wooley »
Rated R for Retarded
I'm the devil.




I have an opinion...and I will express said opinion...Deal with it!

Offline Kwaurtz

Re: The Worst games you have ever played.
« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2013, 05:30:27 PM »
They gave me 10 days free to play. My wife and I gave it like 3 levels in pandas and said oh god this is bad.

Also jumped back onto our mains and said yay shitty talent tree simplified for fuckheads.

I know everyone else disagrees, but I guess we can't all be the same.

If I need wow i jump on the IsYn Private server and play it up.

Maybe I can just attribute it to being sick of WoW after almost ten years it is old.

-Wooley

you guys have a private server? I may have to check that out, is it normal speed?


Offline Sniper no Sniping

Re: The Worst games you have ever played.
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2013, 05:35:22 PM »
I seriously miss WoW, i though i gave it up after Mists came out but i just want to go back to it. I miss talking and having fun with my guild, going on raids every weekend, and just getting achievments...

I don't have the income to play it anymore.

Offline Cortez (Mr. T. FOO!)

Re: The Worst games you have ever played.
« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2013, 06:05:41 PM »
Even though I've never played it I feel that Big Rigs needs to be mentioned.

Honestly, the worst game I've ever played (besides a random demo of some Japanese game that wasn't even translated into English) has got to be Stronghold 3. I had extremely high expectations for the game because I enjoyed the previous games in the series quite a bit but this one was nothing but one big disappointment. It didn't even have the gamemode that I've spent probably hundreds of hours playing in Stronghold Crusader, which is one of my favorate games of all time.
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Offline Prince LunaShy

Re: The Worst games you have ever played.
« Reply #14 on: January 14, 2013, 06:06:21 PM »
The ending of Mass Effect 3.

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