I wrote this Parody of Miley Cyrus's Party in the USA with my friends. It might be highly offensive to those who don't laugh at dead baby jokes. Forwarning. If it is too offensive, feel free to take it off.
I hopped off the plane at LAX, I dropped my baby again.
Welcome to the land of famous sex, am I going to get in?
I dropped my baby, no its not for the first time
Infact I looked to the right and dropped my baby a third time.
This is all so crazy, why do I keep dropping my baby?
My tummy's turning and my baby's feeling kinda sick
Too much pressure and he falls again
That's when the Taximan turned on the radio
And I dropped my baby again
And I dropped my baby again
And I dropped my baby again!
So I through my hands up, my baby hits the floor
The blood all flies away
Picking up my baby like "Yeah!"
Shaking my baby like "Yeah!"
So I through my hands up, my baby flies away.
I hope he's going to be okay.
Woah, my baby nearly died today.
woah, my baby nearly died today
Survive to the club in the taxi cab
Everbody's dropping my baby now
Like "What's this baby doing in my hands, I'm going to drop kick him now."
Its so hard with dirty diapers all around me
It's definatly a baby-dropping party
All I see are Po-po
Guess I better hop out the window
My tummy's turning and my baby's feeling kidna sick
too much pressure and he falls again
That's when the DJ dropped my baby now
And he dropped my baby again
And he dropped my baby again
And he dropped my baby again!
So I through my hands up my baby hits the floor
The blood all flows away
Picking up my baby like yeah
shaking my baby like yeah
So I through my hands up my baby flies away
I hope he's going to be okay
WOAH, My baby almost died today
WOAH, My baby almost died today
Feel like gettin my baby high, baby high
it is 0420 tonight, 420 tonight
Nothing's stopping me this time, this time
The DJ hooks us up and I feel alright
So I through my hands up, my baby hits the floor. The blood all flows away.
Picking up my baby like yeah
shaking my baby like yeah
So I through my hands up, my baby flies away.
I hope he's going to be okay
Woah, my baby's still alive today
woah, my baby's still alive today
Got my hands up, I was mistaken
He's not going to be okay.
AWwwwwwh, my baby really died today
awwwwwwh, my baby really died today
