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Mr_Rainbow:
Don't click this if you don't like MJ jokes.
Spoiler for Hidden: Why did Michael Jackson die? Kyron fought back.
UnknownError:
What does a wicked chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
Mr_Rainbow:
An older man walks into a bar wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard. He sits down at a bar and orders a drink. As the bartender sets it down, he asks, "Going to a party?"
"Yeah, a costume party," the man answers, "I'm supposed to come dressed as my love life."
"But you look like Abe Lincoln," protests the bartender.
"That's right. My last four scores were seven years ago."
Blackllama:
Why did the gofler wear two pairs of pants?
Spoiler for Hidden: In case he got a hole in one.
AlphaWeeaboo:
What happened to the kid who got ran over by a car?
Spoiler for Hidden: he got tired
What happened after he got ran over?
Spoiler for Hidden: he was exhausted
eh???? get it????
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