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[Red]

^ is less friendly than my cat
< is more friendly than anyone's cat
v can be one of my minions

[Christovski]

^ Would be overthrown by a minion mutiny when I'm a minion
< Started a Minion's union                                                                 edit: damn you bananas getting me to post on this stupid thread again!
v Has a problem with Midget Minions

[Burgers-13]

^ : Would overthrow the minion who overthrew the red headed pony

< : would get robot minions better.

v : cannot join my army of robot minions.

[Pillz]

^ Skynet

< Has a new baby kitten named Tumblz

v Doesn't Tumbl.

[Ðeath.]

^ Is somewhat accurate; I don't reblog

< Has my Ð

v wants my Ð

[Obviously not Gopib]

^ Secretly wants own Ð
< Needs more sleep. Goddamnit.
v Watches unfathomable amounts of pornography.

[Leetgrain]

^ Eerily accurate
< Knows who was phone
V IS PHONE!!"!!

[Christovski]

^ Was right, I AM PHONE NAO

< Has the powerrrrrrr

v Has the touch

[Pillz]

^ Has the aids, cause he's a whitey.

< Is also whitey aids sometimes, but not always

v Wants to take me to the soda bar and rent me a soda

[Napoleon BonaPARTY]

^ how do you "rent" a soda

< Is bad at Dota 2

V is the worst at Dota 2

[(QC) Spell Bound]

^ :  He got killed on an island or something

< :  Russian Arab Canadian lizard

v : Will become president of mars

[Napoleon BonaPARTY]

^ wrong, I'm the spiritual great leader hero dictator pope

< died on an island and was resurrected as mars' spiritual great leader hero dictator pope

V dirty earthling

[Obviously not Gopib]

^ wrong, I'm the spiritual great leader hero dictator pope

< died on an island and was resurrected as mars' spiritual great leader hero dictator pope

V dirty earthling

^ the reason mars is as dry as the US treasury

< took a bath

V the living reincarnation of dinosaur shit

[Ðeath.]

^ is not funi

< reincarnation of William the Conqueror

v Has had the opportunity to be my lackey.

[Obviously not Gopib]

^ Is going to have to lack me.
<West side is best side
v Bored and tired like a pornstar's penis.