Really Bad Jokes

[Leetgrain]

What's the best kind of bread?

Spoiler for Hidden:

Wholegrain

Why is the sea cold?

Spoiler for Hidden:

Because I didn't put the hot water on

[Acebombastic]

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?

Spoiler for Hidden:

They were my friends. 

[Blackllama]

Two fish in a tank, one turns to the other and says...

Spoiler for Hidden:

"How do you drive this thing"

Two soldiers in a tank, one turns to the other and says.

Spoiler for Hidden:

"Arghablublughabu"

[Live Bait]

One day at the bank, Loan Officer Patricia Whack got an interesting customer.
Kermit the Frog had walked in and up to her desk!
He asked if he could borrow $10,000.
Ms. Whack asked, "Do you have any collateral?"
Kermit replies, "I have this ceramic elephant. And my father happens to be Mick Jagger."
Ms. Whack says, "Hold on here for a bit. I'll be right back."
Going up to her boss, she asked, "What is this thing?" handing the elephant to him.
He says, tossing it back to her, "It's a Knick-knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man is a Rolling Stone."
 

[Jorgen]

How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

Spoiler for Hidden:

Depends on what you use to smosh them with

What's better than a dead baby?

Spoiler for Hidden:

10 dead babies

How do you get a sweed down from a flag pole?

Spoiler for Hidden:

Tell a joke so he claps

I was going to tell a joke that could be considered racist but no not gonna do it


How many women do you need to fix a dead lightbulb?

Spoiler for Hidden:

1 to call a man to do it

Why are women bad at driving?

Spoiler for Hidden:

I don't know ask the asians, they seem to have the same problem

God my jokes are awful /thread

[Mr_Rainbow]

Jokes.

Spoiler for Hidden:

Are you really that bald or is your neck just blowing a bubble?

[mjb627]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

[raddude-pancake ruler]

hey girl let me clean off your seat for you
*Wipes face with cloth*

[UnknownError]

What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?

Spoiler for Hidden:

Dam!

[raddude-pancake ruler]

bad pickup line
is your name google?

Spoiler for Hidden:

because you've got everything im looking for

[CashPrizes]

Time for a kid-friendly joke that is the BEST and makes sense.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine?

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A SLOWPOKE!

[Leetgrain]

What kind of vegetable grows on your head and fingers?

Spoiler for Hidden:

Carrotin

[Finniespin]

2 guys walked in bar.

I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mum's a whore.

[Tyber]

Your mamma's so hairy, they had to film "Godzilla in the mist" in her shower.

What do you call a black man selling drugs?

Spoiler for Hidden:

A pharmacist. Racist bastard.

[Old Crow]

I once had a bird named Enza.

I opened the window, and in-flu-enza.