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Offline UnknownError

Really Bad Jokes
« on: April 13, 2013, 11:39:13 PM »
Neltharion: How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?
Neltharion: Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Neltharion: *Leaves*

I <3 you, Nel.



Yeah just post your bad jokes here. So we can all laugh at how awesomely lame you really are.   smug
« Last Edit: April 14, 2013, 02:17:05 AM by UnknownError »
"DONT JUST WHIP IT OUT"-All of Haiti
"my nipples are hard" - Mrs.TheNurse (MeOwMoO)
"Guztav: How dare you leave me, you beuitiful individual full of love"
"Time to eat 8 tacos" - BladeTwinSwords
"How about I send your buttcheeks to Tybers "magic stick" - Linkster
"+1, seems like a guy who doesn't abuse power, etc."- Death
"He betta wrap dat sheet, ho. Don't want no baby unknowns runnin round" - Oobla
"YOU WANT SOME MORE CRACKERS" - Nexus



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Offline Cadaver

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2013, 11:42:37 PM »
Why did the hipster eat the pizza hot out of the oven?
Cause he wanted to eat it before it was cool...

Conjoint Gaming [Game On]

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2013, 11:42:37 PM »

Offline Muffins

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2013, 11:44:01 PM »
I would tell a joke but all my jokes are racist :P. And what exactly is the point of this thread? To tell bad jokes are for you just to show everyone what neltharion said?

Offline holydeath98

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2013, 11:46:40 PM »
Why did the hipster eat the pizza hot out of the oven?
Cause he wanted to eat it before it was cool...

How do you kill a hipster?
Drown him in the main stream
I don't know who you are or what you want. I don't have a lot of money but what i do have is a very particular set of skills. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you stop posting useless shit on the forums I will not look for you I will not pursue you. But if you continue I will find you. And I will kill you.

Offline AbkaFlab

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2013, 11:50:31 PM »
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine.  Meme9

Offline Mr_Rainbow

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2013, 12:03:31 AM »
Don't click this if you don't like MJ jokes.

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Why did Michael Jackson die? Kyron fought back.
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Offline UnknownError

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2013, 12:18:58 AM »
What does a wicked chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
"DONT JUST WHIP IT OUT"-All of Haiti
"my nipples are hard" - Mrs.TheNurse (MeOwMoO)
"Guztav: How dare you leave me, you beuitiful individual full of love"
"Time to eat 8 tacos" - BladeTwinSwords
"How about I send your buttcheeks to Tybers "magic stick" - Linkster
"+1, seems like a guy who doesn't abuse power, etc."- Death
"He betta wrap dat sheet, ho. Don't want no baby unknowns runnin round" - Oobla
"YOU WANT SOME MORE CRACKERS" - Nexus



Best on TTT: 12 Kills, 8 Headshots

Offline Mr_Rainbow

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2013, 12:22:45 AM »
An older man walks into a bar wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard. He sits down at a bar and orders a drink. As the bartender sets it down, he asks, "Going to a party?"

"Yeah, a costume party," the man answers, "I'm supposed to come dressed as my love life."

"But you look like Abe Lincoln," protests the bartender.

"That's right. My last four scores were seven years ago."
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Offline Blackllama

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2013, 01:19:13 AM »
Why did the gofler wear two pairs of pants?

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In case he got a hole in one.

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Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2013, 01:20:49 AM »
What happened to the kid who got ran over by a car?

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he got tired

What happened after he got ran over?

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he was exhausted



eh???? get it????

Offline mjb627

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2013, 01:27:10 AM »
What's blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?
Cancer

Those are some anti jokes I know.



Offline Blackllama

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2013, 01:36:47 AM »
Why did the girl drop her ice cream?

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She got hit by a bus.


I think I like this thread.

Offline Sniper no Sniping

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2013, 01:45:11 AM »
Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree?

-It died.

Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree?

-It was nailed to the first one

Why did the kid fall off his bike?

-He was hit by falling koalas.

Also I think Animeme does a good job at this.

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Offline UnknownError

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2013, 02:23:15 AM »
Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gasses here!"

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Argon doesn't react.

How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Whoa, no, that's a hardware problem.
"DONT JUST WHIP IT OUT"-All of Haiti
"my nipples are hard" - Mrs.TheNurse (MeOwMoO)
"Guztav: How dare you leave me, you beuitiful individual full of love"
"Time to eat 8 tacos" - BladeTwinSwords
"How about I send your buttcheeks to Tybers "magic stick" - Linkster
"+1, seems like a guy who doesn't abuse power, etc."- Death
"He betta wrap dat sheet, ho. Don't want no baby unknowns runnin round" - Oobla
"YOU WANT SOME MORE CRACKERS" - Nexus



Best on TTT: 12 Kills, 8 Headshots

Offline Tyber

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2013, 02:26:13 AM »
One day Unknown had a thought

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That's impossible, unknown doesn't think.

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Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2013, 02:26:13 AM »

 


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