Conjoint Gaming [Game On]
CG Gaming Section => General Gaming Talk => Topic started by: Sniper no Sniping on February 05, 2012, 04:34:58 PM
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Saw this on the escapist.
http://videogamena.me/
Post some names you got and try to write a description of the game. Let the hilarity ensue.
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Helicopter Rugby Attack
True Crime: Mall Fun
Win
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Dwarven Yak Paratroopers
Be prepared!
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Master Cheif's Thunder Jamboree, Neurotic Puppy Wars, Ninja Biplane Vs Capcom, Heavy Metal Wedding Warrior Meme6
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You're supposed to describe the game, not just list names.
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-Omega Volleyball Detective
Um... your a detective but also a famous volleyball player, this one is difficult.
-Sonic's Spider Universe
Your sonic, your teleported in a spider universe, everything else is pretty generic.
-In the Lost Kingdom of Car Orchestra
Cars, the musical?
-German Mushroom Party
If Mario was German.
-Legend of the Shopping Slaughter
See how many people you can kill on Black Friday without getting caught.
-Russian Moon, Special Edition
Yeah, this isnt very creative.
-AUSTRALIAN MIDGET ZONE
Im going to let your imagination think of this one.
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I'm Tasteless Dungeon Fortress, behold my tastelessness. trollface
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Cosmic Programming Remix..
I take a picture of where the moon is at above my house at night after work, I've been dabbling (and failing) in coding lately, and my current name for Steam is Remix?
/puts on a tin hat
BACK GOVERNMENT, I KNOW YOUR PLANS.
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Cosmic Programming Remix..
I take a picture of where the moon is at above my house at night after work, I've been dabbling (and failing) in coding lately, and my current name for Steam is Remix?
/puts on a tin hat
BACK GOVERNMENT, I KNOW YOUR PLANS.
i can imagine you wearing a tin hat.. CUTE! :D
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Save Yourself from the Llama Fever
by: TowerSheep Studios
A new first person survival horror where you, a lone sheep must use your wits and wool to solve a variety of puzzles before the Llama fever takes over your brain. The fever was wrought upon the world by the nefarious black llama in an attempt to rule those who were strong enough to survive. Can you survive... LLAMA FEVER!?
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Middle-Eastern Skydiving Kid
What.
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Save Yourself from the Llama Fever
by: TowerSheep Studios
A new first person survival horror where you, a lone sheep must use your wits and wool to solve a variety of puzzles before the Llama fever takes over your brain. The fever was wrought upon the world by the nefarious black llama in an attempt to rule those who were strong enough to survive. Can you survive... LLAMA FEVER!?
Did you actually use the generator or did you make that one yourself?
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College Afro - The Dark Project
You're a young hip black man from the Projects. One day you go to a random cult meeting with promise of Free Booze. They knock you out and inject you with super demon powers. Now you patrol the streets, fighting gangs as Dark Afro, commin' at yo face.
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Kinetic Underwear story
Your just one man on a mission to save the world, in your underwear. By killing, beating up and showing your ass to terrorists, you can save the world from certain destruction and make George Bush's mission accomplished sign not go to waste, all in your Underwear.
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I'd play those
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I used the generator and ran with the name
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Explosive Spork Hospital:
You have cancer. You just want to eat your jello in peace, but your spork spontaneously explodes. You ask for a new one, but it blows the nurse's hand off. You venture out into the hallway and watch as sporks start exploding everywhere. Windows are being blown out, shards of plastic plaster the walls, the hospital is getting busier then ever as people collecting more spork-explosion involved flesh-wounds.
You fight your way to the kitchen to get some real plasticware. The closer you get to the source, the closer you get to your sporky doom. You must overcome the hazardous sporks and finish your quest to acquire legitimate plastic ware so you can eat your jello and live happy ever after. Until the Cancer claims your life.
Unbelievable Furry [Mature for Maturity]:
You meat the most unbelievable Furry ever. You Y#ff like crazy for the rest of your life.
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Battlefield: Pony Starring Mickey Mouse
^Next BF3 DLC
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I refuse to make explanations due to the obviousness of where these would go-
Naughty Hair Salon Dudes
Mary Kate and Ashley's Amish Nightmare
lol.
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Star Wars Duck Rampage
Hardcore Beach Palace
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I am still Tasteless Dungeon Fortress Meme8
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"Luigi's Barbarian Invasion"
For to long Luigi has been living in his brother's shadow and is pissed off about it, Help Luigi form a giant Barbarian Army and invade the mushroom kingdom, slaughtering every toad in your path to end Mario's iron fist over Nintendo, There will be blood, There will be Pasta.
Coming 6412.
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Fruity Horse Racing Planet
homosexual equine racing on alien worlds!
a few extras
Trendy Handgun Wars
people shooting each other with SWAG guns, evolution of TF2.
Fruity Underwear Patrol
no description needed.
Nihilistic Hippo Man
a hippo man decides to make his life even more meaningless than being a hippo man.
Renegade Bong Uprising
Bongs gain self awareness from all the weed smoked in them!
Canadian Cricket Blast
Experience canada's national past time in this exciting new game for the commodore 64!
Fabulous Puppy Armageddon
pimped out puppies are eliminated like pig at a trailer park barbeque! rated AO for realistic depiction of trailer parks.
Prehistoric Makeout Starring Mickey Mouse
mickey mouse has relations with dinosaurs.
Soviet Whale Over Normandy
The soviet union has invaded normandy in Blimp's! set right before hindenburg. rated M
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Emo
Bomberman Kids
Bomberman should never have to put up with being between an Emo and his razorblade.
But unlike the normal premise of the bomberman series this will not be a top down block blasting extravaganza.
Instead this will be the block buster of this already past winter!
COMING JANUARY 2012!
This side scrolling MMO RPG will rock your wrists!
sob through this post sub suburban city scape as you, the long lost teen of Sacramento attempt to find your one and only security blanket. Someone has stolen your favorite razor blade and you really need to cut yourself.
Power through mind numbing and completely repetitive levels that in even some stages will require you to only use ->. We know this will be a challenge as you still do not have full control of your fingers from lack of blood and the infection spreading up your arm.
The journey will require you to investigate around the city to locate your precious relief.
Interrogate others at hardcore shows while solving puzzles and slamming the arrow keys to complete dance dance like mini games to win bonus tracks to your favorite emo bands.
"Your self esteem is already lower in the colder months...This one will have you on the brink of suicide"
-PC Gamer
"Unlike all of Today's games this one was Created for PC specifically and then it was terribly ported to console and the controls are shit. We consider it a greater challenge to play with 6 FPS."
-Game Informer
"WTF! Bomberman does not even make an appearance in this game"
-Xbox Magazine
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Frisky Forklift Jam
Imagine the game Gridlock.
But instead you are top down on a traffic jam of forklifts in a large warehouse of sex dolls.
Your primary goal is to get the sex dolls to the shipping container. All the while you must fire your Frisky Forklift lasers to ward off the Nymphomaniacs who have broken into the warehouse and who are trying to sodomize the dolls. "No One wants a dirty doll...well, almost no one."
"Two forks up"
-PC Gamer
"We like to just watch the nymphos get frisky with the dolls"
-Game Informer
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Heavy Shaving 2000
I could see this as a new duel in TF2. Each player gets an electric shaver and they have to shave the big Russian bear (The Heavy).
You get points on accuracy and lost points by causing him pain.
Cause enough pain and the heavy will bash your face in like in Pans labyrinth
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- Wacky STD Park -
Genre: Action
Feel the crabs! Your goal is to use some skanky hoes to infect other people,or take part in the sandbox mode and create your campaigns! with more than 10 long preset campaigns,Put your rod to good use!
Millions of customization options,from player to rot color!
Fast-paced multiplayer,with many modes ranging from Team fâ– ckmatch to Fâ– ck for all!
Includes mission builder,create your own singleplayer campaign or multiplayer maps!
Rated U (Bitches!)
- Hip-Hop Fishing Voyage -
Genre: Simulation
Get your bling on,get your bad lyrics,and go pop some bait in a fishes ass! various means of fishing ranging from an iron pipe with string on it,to knives,and even car batteries! so get your swag on and shank yourself some dinner,bro!
Rated E for embarrassing.
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Divine Handgun Polo
Extreme Sewer Pimps
Peaceful Spork Syndrome
Peaceful Unicycle Brawl
In Your Face Buddhist Dudes
The Simpsons' Hillbilly Uprising
Deadly Tank Scam
Educational Banana vs. The Space Mutants
Custom Bible Family
Sleazy Military Detective
My Very Own Spork Plus
British Cannibal 3D
Enormous Unicycle Scam
Duke Nukem: Fishing on the High Seas
Peaceful Porn Paratroopers
Hitler's Amish Legends
Alcoholic Blimp Pimps
Elmo's Vigilante Inferno
Soviet Tank Planet
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My mind is complete.
Dance Dance Banana Commander
Suprise Princess Exhibition
Master of Sex Inferno
Ancient Blimp Master
German Tricycle Strikes Again
Alcolholic Llama Temple
Disturbing Midget Factory
Canadian Car Summoner
The Muppets Shock in Vegas
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High-Speed Dance Interceptor
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Oh God, this thing is great. I've had so many laughs reading the things this comes up with.
Kung-fu Bobsled Odyssey
Prove that you are world champion in Mixed Martial Bobsledding! It's as easy as spin kicking a 280 lb. wrestler while barreling down a track at 60 MPH!
Catholic Fashion Returns
Compete to see which Catholic School as the most vaguely alluring school uniforms!
Flying Sex Championship
Do we need to explain what you're doing here? If so, you need to get out more!
Dance Dance Sewer Revolution
Enter a dancing competition to earn a chance to get a job that doesn't involve handling other people's waste!
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Caesar's Limbo In My Pocket:
Caesar from the Legion has decided to shrink himself down to a little bee-sized being and put himself into someone's pocket. There, he decided to start an intense game of limbo and challenges you to shrink to the size of an eraser, and beat him in limbo. Will you be able to step up to the challenge?
Insane Booty Choreographer:
Don't hide it. We know that shakin' your booty in front of some horny men has been your dream. Well, stop holding it off! Insane Booty Choreographer will show you how to shake dat booty and instantly turn on any man. Go through tutorials on how to properly use maneuvers and tricks, or go online and challenge another horny bitch to a shaking contest! The shaking never ends!
Educational Sewer Destruction:
Now you can cause mayhem AND become a smarter person! This game will take you beyond the explosions and chaos of destroying the sewers under your house, and show you weak points, warnings, and other tips! Now you can go all fucking Godzilla over a sewer system and not worry about any consequences!
Death-Defying Nudist Spies:
The awesome, stealthy spies you've dreamed to become since you were a kid...and then some. You play as an agent in a group of spies who use their sexiness to serve justice. The criminals will be too busy drooling all over you to kill you.
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Alcoholic Blimp Pimps
You are a Pimp named Slick Back during world war 2. You are part of the blimp paratrooper brigade flying above Germany. You are on a dangerous mission to keep your Nazi Hoes in line. Shortly before you embark on your deadly mission, you get shitfaced and are forced to skydive drunk. Good Luck.
Rated R for Retarded