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Offline Leetgrain

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #30 on: April 21, 2013, 09:19:42 AM »
What's the best kind of bread?
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Wholegrain

Why is the sea cold?
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Because I didn't put the hot water on

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The whole point of CG is ruined if no one post.
I know what you would do you would hump the shit out of that car, then you would get run over  :D
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Offline Acebombastic

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #31 on: April 21, 2013, 04:36:17 PM »
What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?

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They were my friends.  :'(

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Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #31 on: April 21, 2013, 04:36:17 PM »

Offline Blackllama

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #32 on: April 21, 2013, 05:29:49 PM »
Two fish in a tank, one turns to the other and says...

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"How do you drive this thing"

Two soldiers in a tank, one turns to the other and says.

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"Arghablublughabu"

Offline Live Bait

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #33 on: April 27, 2013, 09:44:40 PM »
One day at the bank, Loan Officer Patricia Whack got an interesting customer.
Kermit the Frog had walked in and up to her desk!
He asked if he could borrow $10,000.
Ms. Whack asked, "Do you have any collateral?"
Kermit replies, "I have this ceramic elephant. And my father happens to be Mick Jagger."
Ms. Whack says, "Hold on here for a bit. I'll be right back."
Going up to her boss, she asked, "What is this thing?" handing the elephant to him.
He says, tossing it back to her, "It's a Knick-knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man is a Rolling Stone."
 trollface

Offline Jorgen

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #34 on: April 27, 2013, 10:33:04 PM »
How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

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Depends on what you use to smosh them with


What's better than a dead baby?

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10 dead babies


How do you get a sweed down from a flag pole?

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Tell a joke so he claps


I was going to tell a joke that could be considered racist but no not gonna do it


How many women do you need to fix a dead lightbulb?

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1 to call a man to do it


Why are women bad at driving?

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I don't know ask the asians, they seem to have the same problem

God my jokes are awful /thread


Offline Mr_Rainbow

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #35 on: April 27, 2013, 11:51:25 PM »
Jokes.


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Are you really that bald or is your neck just blowing a bubble?
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Offline mjb627

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #36 on: April 28, 2013, 12:53:55 AM »
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.



Offline raddude-pancake ruler

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #37 on: April 28, 2013, 01:24:46 AM »
hey girl let me clean off your seat for you
*Wipes face with cloth*
According to these results my milkshake is bringing an average of 80 to 90 percent of the boys to my yard.

"..Thinking about jabbing you in the eye with it right now. -_-"
"did you really just threaten to stab someone over a dlc debate?"
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Offline UnknownError

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #38 on: May 19, 2013, 03:48:55 PM »
What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
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Dam!
"DONT JUST WHIP IT OUT"-All of Haiti
"my nipples are hard" - Mrs.TheNurse (MeOwMoO)
"Guztav: How dare you leave me, you beuitiful individual full of love"
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"+1, seems like a guy who doesn't abuse power, etc."- Death
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Offline raddude-pancake ruler

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #39 on: May 19, 2013, 07:00:03 PM »
bad pickup line
is your name google?

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because you've got everything im looking for
According to these results my milkshake is bringing an average of 80 to 90 percent of the boys to my yard.

"..Thinking about jabbing you in the eye with it right now. -_-"
"did you really just threaten to stab someone over a dlc debate?"
"You're the reason People hate furries Rad" -TicTac
"What kind of freaking moron would quote them self"-raddude

Offline CashPrizes

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #40 on: May 20, 2013, 02:42:43 PM »
Time for a kid-friendly joke that is the BEST and makes sense.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine?

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A SLOWPOKE!

Offline Leetgrain

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #41 on: May 20, 2013, 04:54:28 PM »
What kind of vegetable grows on your head and fingers?

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Carrotin
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The whole point of CG is ruined if no one post.
I know what you would do you would hump the shit out of that car, then you would get run over  :D
Quote from: Inject OH 4
It's an ulgy dem file.
And you're do not look any thicker. I've had Creaps.


Offline Finniespin

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #42 on: November 28, 2013, 01:50:14 PM »
2 guys walked in bar.

I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mum's a whore.

Offline Tyber

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #43 on: November 28, 2013, 01:56:55 PM »
Your mamma's so hairy, they had to film "Godzilla in the mist" in her shower.

What do you call a black man selling drugs?
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A pharmacist. Racist bastard.

Offline Old Crow

Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #44 on: November 29, 2013, 03:58:40 AM »
I once had a bird named Enza.

I opened the window, and in-flu-enza.
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I've proved people wrong on so many occasioans

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Oh wow I do.Its because. I'm really active on the forum.

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Re: Really Bad Jokes
« Reply #44 on: November 29, 2013, 03:58:40 AM »

 


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