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Offline theyankees213

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #480 on: August 09, 2012, 05:24:32 PM »
granted, but you hold the lightsaber the wrong way and stab yourself in the leg.

i wish for nothing.


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Offline CannonFodder

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #481 on: August 09, 2012, 05:39:42 PM »
Wish granted for nothing, you got nothing so your in a place of nothing.
I wish for power
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #481 on: August 09, 2012, 05:39:42 PM »

Offline Cortez (Mr. T. FOO!)

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #482 on: August 09, 2012, 06:46:11 PM »
Granted, but seeing your ugly gob killed him and now you are wanted for manslaughter

I wish that Wholegrain was actually made of wholegrains
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Only been in it once didn't really pay attention to the staff, I think their was an eatable thong... but that may have been a totally different store, ANYWAYS... lol.
The plunger could simply be out of view, the pants + it's location behind the toilet may hide it... Or it's a fraud and we need to take down the system with out golden axes while destroying the rest of the demon-spawn so that we may live in a utopia.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #483 on: August 12, 2012, 04:01:04 PM »
granted, but being sweaty also works that much % faster..

I wish for a mundane super power.

Offline IsYn Wooley

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #484 on: August 13, 2012, 02:50:42 PM »
Granted, you have the super power of Invisibility to only the blind.

I wish for a pen that never runs out of ink and that is indestructible.
Rated R for Retarded
I'm the devil.




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Offline CamperStrike

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #485 on: August 13, 2012, 02:58:13 PM »
Granted, but you can only use it while jumping.

I wish I my wishes couldn't get corrupted.
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Offline Cortez (Mr. T. FOO!)

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #486 on: August 13, 2012, 03:04:25 PM »
Granted, but you can only use it while jumping.

I wish I my wishes couldn't get corrupted.

Granted, "I my" wishes can't be corrupted.

I wish that Mel Brooks would actually make History of the World: Part II, featuring a Viking burial, a "Hitler on Ice" number and a science fiction "Jews in Space".
Does this look like a ball field to you sucka? This is a sandbox. For making sandcastles.

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A Novel by Inject OH 4
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"You thought a Human Centipede was bad, wait till you get a load of us."
Bears, beer and bitches. That's everyone's motto.
Quote from: some guy on PC gamer
First of all, books were all but dead until tablets rejuvenated the industry
Quote from: Blazyd
Cortez I'm actually on black tar heroin fyi
Only been in it once didn't really pay attention to the staff, I think their was an eatable thong... but that may have been a totally different store, ANYWAYS... lol.
The plunger could simply be out of view, the pants + it's location behind the toilet may hide it... Or it's a fraud and we need to take down the system with out golden axes while destroying the rest of the demon-spawn so that we may live in a utopia.

Offline CamperStrike

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #487 on: August 13, 2012, 03:07:41 PM »
Damnit.

Granted, but it's banned in 859 countries.

I wish the internet was back to being niche(ish).
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #488 on: August 20, 2012, 10:35:56 AM »
Granted, the tops have holes.

I wish for an incorruptible sandvich

Offline IsYn Wooley

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #489 on: August 20, 2012, 11:09:21 AM »
Wish granted...This appears in front of you.



However you don't get a chance to bite into it for 3 weeks and by that time you realize you have given up pork.

I wish for Planetside 2 beta access.
Rated R for Retarded
I'm the devil.




I have an opinion...and I will express said opinion...Deal with it!

Ðeath.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #490 on: August 20, 2012, 11:24:34 AM »
Granted, glitches everywhere

I wish I could eat that damn sandwich, and it was perfectly healthy.. and nothing was wrong with it. And I could taste it. How delicious it was. How delicious *I* believe it to be.

Offline brianisabeast

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #491 on: September 06, 2012, 08:37:38 PM »
granted but after you see your future you die of a heart attack

i wish i had the biggest taco in the world

Offline theyankees213

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #492 on: September 08, 2012, 06:14:41 AM »
granted, but its fake meat and tastes horrible.

i wish for rucka rucka ali for prez.


"Thats my fucking couch!!! NOOO! The humanity!!!!"  -Tyber
"Leet, only blade knows what my butt was meant for."-oobla
"It's all fun and games until one of the midgets pulls out a battleaxe" -Tyber
Why is this even a cloud? -Cortez

Yankees is easy to get mad tell him about the New York Nursing Home team

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #493 on: September 12, 2012, 08:41:45 PM »
Granted but Youtube deletes Rucka Rucka Ali off the earth

I wish I had a mini nuclear bomb
I wish I find Skyguy

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Offline Blazyd

Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #494 on: September 12, 2012, 09:27:38 PM »
Granted, but it explodes and one of your skin cells dies from the explosion.

I wish I had more moonshine


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish!!!
« Reply #494 on: September 12, 2012, 09:27:38 PM »

 


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