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General Gaming Talk / Re: Project M: Amazing Smash Bros.

« on: 17 Dec, 2013 08:12 »

Been psyched about this since the Turbo Tuesday promotion campaign.

Those Ike combos were fucking disgusting.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50loXTf3ZsY)


If anyone's having problems with the installation, I suggest getting the HomeBrew Channel (BootMii) using LetterBomb. (http://please.hackmii.com/)

Simply enter your Wii's MAC address (you can find it in the system menu) and make sure you select the correct operating system version (I downloaded the wrong file 3 times, fuck me), then download it onto an SD card and install it into your Wii.

This mod is incredible, guys. It makes purchasing a Wii, Brawl, and a GC controller worth it.

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Way Off Topic Box / Re: Zombified praying mantis dies, parasite reveals itself.

« on: 17 Dec, 2013 08:06 »

I found it to be quite fascinating. Just goes to show you what parasites are capable of.

If you think that's impressive you should read up on the global jellyfish crisis.

Jellyfish are the true underdogs of power in terms of size and shape.

They're currently fucking up all the oceans.

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General Gaming Talk / Re: We need this in our lives.

« on: 17 Dec, 2013 06:15 »

This honestly serves a purpose in the world, contrary to what others might think.

Sure, if you're an able, healthy, bipedal man or woman you can go into the forest and cut some trees.

But what if you are terminally ill, bedridden, neither male, female AND have no legs.

Where do you go if you want to just cut some trees?

The answer is here.

God bless simulator games.

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Way Off Topic Box / Re: Zombified praying mantis dies, parasite reveals itself.

« on: 17 Dec, 2013 06:04 »

Didn't really read the title and just went and played it fullscreen. Thought it was mantis excrement coming to life.

Nonetheless, gross.

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Way Off Topic Box / Re: Please read:

« on: 17 Dec, 2013 06:01 »

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Ban Appeal / Re: Unbanning Crypto

« on: 17 Dec, 2013 05:49 »

+1

Not sure if this really has any weight to it, but I will defend this man.

Crypto has been deemed, by many: a troll, a deviant, a pretentious douche, and more often than not, a "troll god".  He's none of the above. He's just a simple, precocious student that enjoys games and patronizing the communities built around them. Sure, you guys might think he's pretentious because he often utilizes his grand and esoteric vocabulary to win textual arguments on fora, but he's simply replying/retorting in the way he knows best. Who are you to judge? 

From what I noticed, he really only "goes off" (for lack of a better term) on people when they decide to be conspicuously ignorant, or oppositional towards his point-of-view, but even then he would give them a fair chance at debate. 
Crypto doesn't exercise his knowledge of words with malice. Instead, he defends correctness and veracity on general knowledge topics against those who know no better; a very uncommon ideal upheld on the internet. Because of this, I see Crypto as a kind of social-commentary to CG.

Basically; he's really not a bad guy. Though he's had multiple chances, give him ONE more.

This is a new CG, remember.

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Introductions Forum / Re: The mighty have fallen.

« on: 17 Dec, 2013 05:28 »

The Ghast Mega Reply (yes I realize that this is pretentious, but I am also fuckin lazy)

Hey, welcome back! Haven't seen you in ages!

Hm, did anyone actually hate you? I remember you being pretty liked on the forums, until you asked for your old acc to be removed.

Hey Leet!! I remember you from waay back when you were new; symbolzz friend. But I would always confuse you with that other guy, IrishBandit for some reason. He's a little bastard, so sorry! If I recall correctly...you used to make maps? Someone also told me you were a chick. Don't know if any of this is true.

We missed you bb. <3 Welcome back home.

Loved you since day 1 Jake. Would've joined you back in your KAT days if I could.

What in the fuck.

Hey man, fuck you too. What happened to the chef dream. WHY DID IT DIE? FUCK IT. YOU COULD HAVE MADE A LIVING MAKING FOOD. THAT'S WHAT EVERY SLIGHTLY ROTUND AMERICAN DREAMS OF. We gotta catch up soon though, Ev.

Your dad still beatin the shit out of you?

We managed to improve our relationship after said incident. No one should ever speak of the incident.

Waddup.

My nig Billy still alive and kickin. Nice to see you again, bud.

Hello Ghast/G-Man

aw... I think I'll always have a soft spot for you Dino. Maybe because you're kind of a fruit and all. (/joke)  But seriously, I kinda hated you when you decided to ditch CG for that other community. I see you came to same realization as me after a while. Nice to have you back. Sorry for anything I did to you back then, and I hope to a nicer person to you in the future.

Dude you suck!

No, Welcome back, hopefully you don't still think I'm not 21 lololol.

Hahaha, hey Crow. I remember back when you were still a baby on the ranking ladder. Now you're all high and mighty like the others. Good work and commendable dedication. Still think you're not 21 though.

I believe it was because (And these are your own words) You were a dick and ragequitted, if I recalled correctly you also really liked to put "Fa**ot" in the titles of threads, Hopefully you've stopped and actually improved, if so I don't see a reason why we can't welcome you back.

lol, I did a forum search to make sure, but I don't recall ever titling threads with that word. I'll admit, I use it often; in and out of it's contextual definition, but I would never start a topic with that in the header (who could take that seriously?).  Anyway, I don't think I ever got to know you well TicTac; aside from dubbing you "Raunky's buttbuddy" (sorry).  So uh, no hard feelings and hello again.

Hello guy.

Yo Yo man what up

Welcome back - never knew you, I think I can relate to you with the whole hate thing!

Welcome back!

Hey man. You don't know me, but hi anyways.

Well, welcome back bud. I don't know you, but oh well.

Also. Kwaurtz can I get you to explain your sour disposition towards him? Out of pure curiosity. XD

Hai der.

Welcome back ghast, you're a bit before my time but I recognize the name from my days of stalking old threads.

Hello and nice to meet all of you!

Global Moderator Comment

please refrain from racial slurs.

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Introductions Forum / The mighty have fallen.

« on: 12 Dec, 2013 06:08 »

Let us rebuild.


I'm Ghast. (From Minecraft? No. Fuck you Nick.) Some might know me as G-man.  I joined CG in late 2010 and would have random spurs of activity in the community since my admin resignation. Hoping to make it permanent now.

Let's face it, a lot of people hate(d) me. Still unsure why, but I think I've changed for the better. If you're the type to hold grudges, I don't really care. (though neither should you)  Feel free to become friends with me if you're not afraid.

Anyway, hello again CG.

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Solved Ban Requests / Re: ¤Francis<-ƸӜƷ - RDM and Leave

« on: 21 Mar, 2013 16:27 »

I love how you posted your steamid instead of the rdmer steamid... i mean come on man.

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

is new to forums pls halp

This is my first ban request, so I just filled in everything as I read it.

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Solved Ban Requests / Re: ¤Francis<-ƸӜƷ - RDM and Leave

« on: 21 Mar, 2013 12:49 »

Sorry, can't do nothing with text logs. Get a screenshot. 

ohlol.

he left before I could do anything.

I have no further proof, so I guess this is a useless request.

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Solved Ban Requests / ¤Francis<-ƸӜƷ - RDM and Leave

« on: 21 Mar, 2013 04:58 »

Your name in-game: Electric Chinese Batman

Offender's name in-game: ¤Francis<-ƸӜƷ

Date/Time of the offence: 3:00 AM - 4:00 AM EST

SteamID: STEAM_0:0:23067014

Server: TTT

Any administrators on the server?:  None

What was the problem/offense?:


] ttt_print_damagelog
]
   *** Damage log:
   00:56.43 - DMG:     S-H-A-W-R-Y [traitor] damaged Gopib [traitor] for 200 dmg
   00:56.43 - KILL:    S-H-A-W-R-Y [traitor] killed Gopib [traitor]
   01:14.72 - DMG:     PoopLozer29 [innocent] damaged PlayBoiiM [traitor] for 25 dmg
   01:20.43 - DMG:     PlayBoiiM [traitor] damaged PoopLozer29 [innocent] for 21 dmg
   01:20.58 - DMG:     PlayBoiiM [traitor] damaged PoopLozer29 [innocent] for 57 dmg
   01:20.73 - DMG:     PlayBoiiM [traitor] damaged PoopLozer29 [innocent] for 12 dmg
   01:20.73 - KILL:    PlayBoiiM [traitor] killed PoopLozer29 [innocent]
   01:41.30 - DMG:     fightingpenguin19 [detective] damaged Electric Chinese Batman [innocent] for 10 dmg
   01:55.43 - DMG:     fightingpenguin19 [detective] damaged CHAWCOLATTE [innocent] for 10 dmg
   01:55.68 - DMG:     ¤Francis<-ƸӜƷ [detective] damaged Electric Chinese Batman [innocent] for 200 dmg
   01:55.68 - KILL:    ¤Francis<-ƸӜƷ [detective] killed Electric Chinese Batman [innocent]
   01:56.86 - DMG:     GazeTo [innocent] damaged CHAWCOLATTE [innocent] for 49 dmg
   01:56.86 - KILL:    GazeTo [innocent] killed CHAWCOLATTE [innocent]
   01:58.14 - DMG:     PlayBoiiM [traitor] damaged fightingpenguin19 [detective] for 35 dmg
   02:17.39 - DMG:     PlayBoiiM [traitor] damaged bpqgdj [innocent] for 200 dmg
   02:17.39 - KILL:    PlayBoiiM [traitor] killed bpqgdj [innocent]
   02:19.55 - DMG:     GazeTo [innocent] damaged PlayBoiiM [traitor] for 196 dmg
   02:19.55 - KILL:    GazeTo [innocent] killed PlayBoiiM [traitor]
   02:52.56 - DMG:     S-H-A-W-R-Y [traitor] damaged fightingpenguin19 [detective] for 140 dmg
   02:52.56 - KILL:    S-H-A-W-R-Y [traitor] killed fightingpenguin19 [detective]
   03:46.36 - DMG:     S-H-A-W-R-Y [traitor] damaged GazeTo [innocent] for 240 dmg
   03:46.36 - KILL:    S-H-A-W-R-Y [traitor] killed GazeTo [innocent]
   04:38.28 - DMG:     S-H-A-W-R-Y [traitor] damaged Dr. Josef Mengele [innocent] for 40 dmg
   04:43.92 - DMG:     S-H-A-W-R-Y [traitor] damaged Dr. Josef Mengele [innocent] for 40 dmg
   04:45.27 - KILL:    <something/world> killed Dr. Josef Mengele [innocent]
   05:38.22 - DMG:     S-H-A-W-R-Y [traitor] damaged ¤Francis<-ƸӜƷ [detective] for 35 dmg
   05:43.26 - DMG:     S-H-A-W-R-Y [traitor] damaged ¤Francis<-ƸӜƷ [detective] for 19 dmg
   05:45.02 - DMG:     S-H-A-W-R-Y [traitor] damaged ¤Francis<-ƸӜƷ [detective] for 140 dmg
   05:45.02 - KILL:    S-H-A-W-R-Y [traitor] killed ¤Francis<-ƸӜƷ [detective]
   06:57.56 - DMG:     S-H-A-W-R-Y [traitor] damaged rawrCHICKENz [innocent] for 21 dmg
   06:57.95 - DMG:     rawrCHICKENz [innocent] damaged S-H-A-W-R-Y [traitor] for 29 dmg
   06:58.31 - DMG:     S-H-A-W-R-Y [traitor] damaged rawrCHICKENz [innocent] for 12 dmg
   06:58.91 - DMG:     S-H-A-W-R-Y [traitor] damaged rawrCHICKENz [innocent] for 12 dmg
   06:59.21 - DMG:     S-H-A-W-R-Y [traitor] damaged rawrCHICKENz [innocent] for 21 dmg
   06:59.76 - DMG:     rawrCHICKENz [innocent] damaged S-H-A-W-R-Y [traitor] for 33 dmg
   07:00.10 - DMG:     S-H-A-W-R-Y [traitor] damaged rawrCHICKENz [innocent] for 12 dmg
   07:03.42 - DMG:     rawrCHICKENz [innocent] damaged S-H-A-W-R-Y [traitor] for 44 dmg
   07:03.42 - KILL:    rawrCHICKENz [innocent] killed S-H-A-W-R-Y [traitor]
   *** Damage log end.
*

He left after the round ended. Console didn't show that for some reason.  I have 3 people that can vouch for me.

You know the drill bois.  Round Em' up.

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Solved Ban Appeals / Re: [Recon]The Famous Zombie Hunter unjustly banned

« on: 26 Jul, 2011 15:34 »

The only person who isn't a "Lonewolf" on the member-list in the "H" section (when ordered alphabetically), is

Hair Slut

but I don't think she/he has admin powers on any server.

Slyder, can I suggest checking the aliases/other names that everyone on your friends-list has used?

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Debate Forum / Re: League of Legends or Heroes of Newerth?

« on: 24 Jul, 2011 19:26 »

I can't actually believe how MAD people are getting because somebody likes one videogame over the other. State your opinion, and don't be a dick about it. It can't be that hard.

LOL, I'll be whatever the fuck I want.

Y U CRYING ABOUT IT?


My opinion remains.

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Debate Forum / Re: League of Legends or Heroes of Newerth?

« on: 24 Jul, 2011 11:04 »

From what I can tell (and from what has been told to me), HoN has a better matchmaking system, a decent anti-leaver system, a better anti-lag system, better community, and some other minor stuff.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

You've got to be fucking kidding me.

1) HoN's matchmaking is fucking STUPID. It's broken in so many ways. There's no balance. You'll always have either 2-3 pros, or 2-3 noobs on your team. It's always fluctuating. Unlike in LoL, with the "ELO-MATCHMAKING SYSTEM".  You've obviously never played both games if you think HoN has a better match-making system.

2) HoN increases your "Leaver-level" to raise player awareness about your tendency. LoL has a system called "Leave-Buster" which fucking auto-bans your ass if you're leaving too many games. Ban > Awareness

3) Anti-lag? What the fuck?

4) A BETTER COMMUNITY, HAHAHA. HoN's community is comprised of absolutely, frothing-from-the-mouth retarded fucking kids with down-syndrome. LoL has less mexicans/brazilians.

5) HoN has better graphics, I'll give you that. But do you really want to buy a game for better graphics? Really? How about this; suck me off and I'll give you a real fucking 3D cumshot, with "SUPERIOR GRAPHICS" to the low-quality gay-porn you nut off to.



Just about everything in HoN is broken. From the match-making to the champs. There are OP CHAMPS and there are abysmal champs who are just useless champs. HoN devs take fucking months to patch this shit, and don't even tell their players what the hell they're changing and why. They just patch it and expect people to like the changes. RIOT (LoL) listens to their community and makes rational changes based on that feedback. If you want better graphics, fine; go ahead and play Honkies of Nerdf*gville. 

LoL > HoN


Also, DotA is fucking shit compared to League of Legends. They took DotA kicked it in the balls and made it better. LoL has superior graphics to DotA, better (AND BALANCED) champions, better MAPS, better fucking everything.

LoL > DotA


Do your homework before you badmouth one of the most popular games to date, hipsters.

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Way Off Topic Box / Re: Post a picture of your self here because....

« on: 22 Jul, 2011 00:18 »

Coreybush 2.0